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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 14

    Trump Preemptively Tells Melania He Won't Give Her A Kidney https://trib.al/L01JkDy pic.twitter.com/z6kKTPVDvk

    3:20 PM - 14 May 2018
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    • Transgressive Fiction a guy named Tron myke East Bay Plow Janice LeBlanc Catherine Parson kevin Joey Fiore Timothy Sutton
    61 replies 826 retweets 4,276 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Marlene‏ @Marlene02374846 May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @JoeTraina

        She doesn't need one if her other one is ok

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Joe Traina‏ @JoeTraina May 14
        Replying to @Marlene02374846

        True. But Trump's letting her know anyway.

        1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes
      4. Marlene‏ @Marlene02374846 May 14
        Replying to @JoeTraina

        Just to be clear where he stands with the mother of one of his children.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. my hormone monster said nah...‏ @oneevpro May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The most believable onion story ever

        0 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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      2. Man w/o a Plan‏ @MidWestMet May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He likes women that have working kidneys.

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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      2. Krista Davis 🦋‏ @davis5_krista May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #FakeNews #FakeNewsMedia

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Chris Jones‏ @chrisjones21 May 14
        Replying to @davis5_krista @TheOnion

        Calling out the Onion for being fake news takes courage. Someone had to say it!

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Road Work Ahead?‏ @4sweettjrose May 14
        Replying to @chrisjones21 @davis5_krista @TheOnion

        I'm so proud

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      1. Gabriella Mirabelli‏ @g_mirabelli May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Via tweet

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      1. Adam Bruski‏ @AdamBruski May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You really think that wasn't already in the prenup?

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      1. Billie Brown‏ @billiebrown41 May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not one of HIS—but maybe one of Cohen’s

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      1. Mac McKinsey‏ @MacMcKinseyIV May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. Michele‏ @Auntmickawicka May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        she would not sleep in the same bed as his kidney

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      1. Edison Yap اديسون‏ @edisonyzy May 14
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        Trump tells Melania “Now I can finally hold your hands”

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      2. Jeremiah Chairez‏ @nonsuperhero May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He only offered to sell her one.

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      2. Road Work Ahead?‏ @4sweettjrose May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's saved for Ivanka or Putin

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