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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 14

    Israeli Soldiers Open Fire On Palestinians Carrying Potentially Dangerous Injured Friends https://trib.al/QJciGeK pic.twitter.com/VEQpfJe68A

    1:19 PM - 14 May 2018
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    72 replies 1,609 retweets 3,996 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Esco‏ @WoaEsco May 14
        Replying to @usclovr @TheOnion

        throwing molotovs in self defense at people who shot their friends and family first

        5 replies 1 retweet 231 likes
      3. Esco‏ @WoaEsco May 14
        Replying to @WoaEsco @usclovr @TheOnion

        there i fixed it for ya

        1 reply 0 retweets 166 likes
      4. 2 more replies
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      2. David Valentin  🇵🇷 😈 🦁 ⚽️‏ @dvorlando May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop dishing out propaganda. IDF forces endorse the line of demarcation between Israel proper and Arab areas. This people are there to cause problems. Is not like they go shooting people at will!

        13 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      3.  🇺🇸david 🇨🇴‏ @dbrieva May 14
        Replying to @dvorlando @TheOnion

        It’s pretty well documented and the soldiers have admitted they do shoot at will.

        2 replies 0 retweets 243 likes
      4. David Valentin  🇵🇷 😈 🦁 ⚽️‏ @dvorlando May 14
        Replying to @dbrieva @TheOnion

        Lies where is the proof?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. mass line of coke‏ @anti_trad May 14
        Replying to @dvorlando @dbrieva @TheOnion

        The IDF’s twitter

        1 reply 0 retweets 150 likes
      6. Keyboard Resistor‏ @freespeechlover May 14
        Replying to @anti_trad @dvorlando and

        ha ha

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. Rob Lowe, not the actor‏ @rhlowe May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rob Lowe, not the actor Retweeted The Onion

        I know people have been saying this for years, but damn if @TheOnion isn’t more news than the news.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/996122765265653761 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Israeli Soldiers Open Fire On Palestinians Carrying Potentially Dangerous Injured Friends https://trib.al/QJciGeK  pic.twitter.com/VEQpfJe68A
        0 replies 11 retweets 145 likes
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      2. Shmilfke‏ @Shmilfke May 14
        Replying to @ModerateSkeptic @TheOnion

        Of course it happened. Hamas makes sure of it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Dan Sapossnek‏ @korndawggg May 15
        Replying to @Shmilfke @ModerateSkeptic @TheOnion

        Yeah, Hamas made the IDF shoot protesters helping protesters who've been shot.

        0 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. קיילה‏ @kayla_e430 May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this one ain't close to funny. they're literally throwing molotov cocktails and breaching the border armed with meat cleavers, with full intentions to destroy israeli lives.

        17 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. Ian Hodge‏ @ianhodge211 May 14
        Replying to @kayla_e430 @TheOnion

        Yet no soldiers have been killed - you are making this up. As usual.

        2 replies 0 retweets 85 likes
      4. Jarful of Love‏ @Akev4262F May 15
        Replying to @ianhodge211 @kayla_e430 @TheOnion

        Just because the Palestinians are ineffective, doesn't mean she's making it up.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Ian Hodge‏ @ianhodge211 May 15
        Replying to @Akev4262F @kayla_e430 @TheOnion

        If they're ineffective, they are no danger then. So why are they being shot? Thought crime maybe?

        3 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
      6. Bernd Schuller‏ @BSchuller May 15
        Replying to @ianhodge211 @Akev4262F and

        Should the soldiers let themselves or Israeli civilians get hurt or killed to "prove" that they have the right to defend themselves? What kind of idiotic argument is that? What is wrong with you people?

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      7. Mark Daniel Martinez‏ @TheDigitalJedi May 15
        Replying to @BSchuller @ianhodge211 and

        It's called logic. You kill people who are threats. Unless you thought this was going to be the Great Meat Cleaver Revolution of 2018.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. Bernd Schuller‏ @BSchuller May 16
        Replying to @TheDigitalJedi @ianhodge211 and

        OK. You fight Hamas terror with logic, good luck with that. I think the Israelis prefer to rely on more effective means.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Mark Daniel Martinez‏ @TheDigitalJedi May 16
        Replying to @BSchuller @ianhodge211 and

        So you're recommending you fight terror...with illogic? What could go wrong?pic.twitter.com/rTLa0eW3yj

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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