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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 14

    Frightened Rabbit Singer Scott Hutchinson Dead At 36 https://trib.al/KsIYY76  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/YHpd4831aE

    12:48 PM - 14 May 2018
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    180 replies 25 retweets 173 likes
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      2. stuart braithwaite‏Verified account @plasmatron May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        On what fucking planet did you think that was ok? Go to hell

        3 replies 3 retweets 146 likes
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      1. Paul Lang‏ @rudemrlang May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don’t know what you think your intention here is but this is not cool.

        0 replies 0 retweets 59 likes
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      1. Mike Gintz‏ @sawtoothwave May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Usually I think y'all are really funny but this is really poor form. There's no meaningful or poignant satire to wring out of this sad story. This sucks.

        0 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
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      2. LIVING DEAD BOI‏ @BoardGameBrawl May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did everyone else here miss the point entirely? Clearly this was a fan at the Onion who wanted to remark on the tragedy and came up with a wry way to do it. It's great. But indie music nerds are the most ridiculously serious of all fandoms, so I shouldn't be surprised...

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. Bec Clarke‏ @CherryBecwell May 15
        Replying to @BoardGameBrawl @TheOnion

        If this person was a legitimate fan you'd think he'd spell Scott's last name correctly. His name is Hutchison, not "Hutchinson". This, whatever it is, is not "great", it's abysmal and no sincere fan would write something like that, especially so soon.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Rob‏ @leaningcowboy May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I had not heard of this band before but the writer of this article seems to be a genuine fan who is genuinely sad about this news.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Ross MacDonald‏ @dedalus1919 May 14
        Replying to @leaningcowboy @TheOnion

        Genuinely sad would look quite different

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Sam Airey‏Verified account @SamAirey May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You really really need to delete this. Fucking awful. What the fuck?

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. Harry Ridgway‏ @Harry_Ridgway May 15
        Replying to @SamAirey @TheOnion

        Is the point of this that they're trying to say it's too tragic to even find an angle to make a joke out of? Fucking poor taste or just badly conceived, either way wants getting rid of...

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. David Angel‏ @DavidAngel111 May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is incredibly insensitive and ill-judged.

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. Greg Jenner‏Verified account @greg_jenner May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please reconsider this, it’s really insensitive

        1 reply 2 retweets 15 likes
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      2. Lanterns on the Lake‏Verified account @lanternstalk May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Out of all the things to satirise. This is incredibly ill judged. Fucking appalling.

        1 reply 0 retweets 41 likes
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      1. RachelProut‏ @RachelMaryProut May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really? It's not like there's a shortage of stuff to satirize at the moment, why pick this?

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1.  💤‏ @winnerbowzer May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        delete this

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      1. tom ducat-white‏ @3catSmith May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is terrible. Both in its conception and its execution. Horrifically bad taste, horrifically unfunny and just really rather odd. I mean, what are the people responsible for writing and okaying this thinking right now? Do they feel like this is good?

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