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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 14

    Trump Fascinated By Israeli Cultural Tradition Of Mass Slaughter Of Protesters https://trib.al/QuOy83A pic.twitter.com/88TaRT2kRw

    11:09 AM - 14 May 2018
    • 3,853 Retweets
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    167 replies 3,853 retweets 9,497 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Leonard Latchman‏ @Latchtime May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I never new the onion was antisemitic

        10 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Ichimoku Wa #ReconnectJulian‏ @ichimoku_wa May 14
        Replying to @Latchtime @TheOnion

        Criticizing Israel’s policies is not anti-semitic. Stop lumping regular Jews with garbage like bibi

        7 replies 11 retweets 319 likes
      4. Etti Yaakov‏ @YaakovEtti May 15
        Replying to @ichimoku_wa @Latchtime @TheOnion

        For years people used to blame Israel that living under Muslim attack. It’s very easy to live faraway and judging lies. Gaza could be the most beautiful pearl in the Middle East, but much better to spend the money on Terror Attack.

        3 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      5. E 🇵🇸 🇸🇾‏ @bargyle1997 May 16
        Replying to @YaakovEtti @ichimoku_wa and

        totally agree, US needs to stop giving $BILLIONS in military aid to the welfare state of Israel until they stop their terror attacks and regular bombings of Gaza's infrastructure

        4 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      6. Etti Yaakov‏ @YaakovEtti May 16
        Replying to @bargyle1997 @ichimoku_wa and

        We thank Mr. president Trump and bless USA for all, you can’t imagine which differences between Obama that support them, and gave them billions of dollars to kill Jews and He cooperated with the slurs that came from crude lies.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Ichimoku Wa #ReconnectJulian‏ @ichimoku_wa May 16
        Replying to @YaakovEtti @bargyle1997 and

        Assuming you're talking about Iran. He didn't give them nothing, These assets belong to Iran and were illegally confiscated (majority still illegally withheld by the US). And how many jews did they kill with that money? It's a pretty round number I guess.

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      8. Etti Yaakov‏ @YaakovEtti May 16
        Replying to @ichimoku_wa @bargyle1997 and

        Tell me what did they build in 100 years? What invention did they find? They were born terrorists, and they have a part in the destruction of the Jewish people during the Holocaust.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion is reporting real news, again.

        0 replies 6 retweets 193 likes
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      2. Steve  🔥Nationalist  🔥McGrew‏Verified account @stevemcgrew May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They aren’t “protesters” attacking Israel. They are “soldiers of Allah”. Thanks. I’ll hang up now and wait for your retraction.

        42 replies 2 retweets 48 likes
      3. Elessya Lynn‏ @ElessyaLynn May 14
        Replying to @stevemcgrew @TheOnion

        You realize that @TheOnion is a satire site, right?

        3 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
      4. Steve  🔥Nationalist  🔥McGrew‏Verified account @stevemcgrew May 14
        Replying to @ElessyaLynn @TheOnion

        Duh!!!!!!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Prince Techno‏ @Geek_Prince May 14
        Replying to @stevemcgrew @ElessyaLynn @TheOnion

        So.... Whoosh?

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2.  🎃 💀 👻Anne Boo-raden 👻 💀 🎃‏ @Br3wn May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is officially better at reporting than the New York Times

        1 reply 3 retweets 142 likes
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      2. Dori Smith‏ @Dori_TalkNation May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @alexbkane

        “They’ve been doing this for years, but this is the first time I got a chance to watch the whole ritual. It’s really something, very powerful. Other countries use just tear gas, but here, they outright murder people for throwing glass bottles."

        1 reply 2 retweets 25 likes
      3. NeganGuyGardner‏ @NeganGuyGardner May 14
        Replying to @Dori_TalkNation @TheOnion @alexbkane

        I could imagine the orange baldy saying this...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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