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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 14

    Man Surprised By How Often He Still Uses Bullying Skills He Learned In High School https://trib.al/hPWaRRJ pic.twitter.com/iqkP67VuCZ

    10:38 AM - 14 May 2018
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    • Shan Fran Autumn Croutons 4 Life Chew Tom McIntosh OONERSPISM lark the shark Kathleen A. English Addit_08
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      2. Mary Hilton‏ @FMHilton May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That picture isn't of DT. Please update the article with it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Awok3nPho3nix‏ @Awok3nPho3nix May 14
        Replying to @FMHilton @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/gd6i9Fxbh0

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      2. Hail Heedra‏ @HailHeedra May 14
        Replying to @BrysonHMyers @zekellie @TheOnion

        Since you're a young'un, lemme drop some knowledge: when most ppl make jokes at the expense of cops and others in power, it's not really an expression of hate but rather fear. It's like if you've had lots of ppl in your family die of cancer and you joke "man maybe I'll be next"

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      3. Hail Heedra‏ @HailHeedra May 14
        Replying to @HailHeedra @BrysonHMyers and

        We joke b/c we're afraid of being in a vulnerable position one day. Yes, plenty of cops are good (likely a solid majority), but if one abuses their power and/or ignores due process we have to suffer through it. Justice can only come later. We're powerless.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Hail Heedra‏ @HailHeedra May 14
        Replying to @HailHeedra @BrysonHMyers and

        So the jokes r more dark/sardonic humor than trying to lump cops into a category to pick on. Police are a necessary component of democracy and we want every dept to be staffed and trained well so our communities can be safe. Unfortunately, lots of abuse and corruption happens.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Hail Heedra‏ @HailHeedra May 14
        Replying to @HailHeedra @BrysonHMyers and

        I can't speak for @zekellie, but most likely she has someone in her life she respects deeply who is a police officer. She probably also knows someone who was treated very unfairly by police despite following their directions. We're at their mercy, like mice & cats. 🐭😼 Scary!

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      1. jennifer jensen‏ @junglovn May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why would he be surprised? Our culture rewards bullies.

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      2. Jan‏ @itsposhible May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @aannmarieeee

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      3. Annmarie Sorensen‏ @aannmarieeee May 14
        Replying to @itsposhible @TheOnion

        Oh my god 😂😂

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      2. Bard Groupie‏ @BardGroupie May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gosh, I thought it was a joke at first. I wonder if #trump went to same school.

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      1. Bristol Sorensen PhD‏ @drbphd8 May 14
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        Once a douchebag, always a douchebag.

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      1. Vince Barker‏ @DumpPartyUSA May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty much The Gift summed up.

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They come in handy...

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      1. Jenn VOTE BLUE Francis‏ @menoseljenn May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He looks like the racist ass from the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf!

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