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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 13

    Total Weirdo Spends Mother’s Day At Cemetery https://trib.al/JSBJJ1J pic.twitter.com/VPzJUHybU5

    8:30 PM - 13 May 2018
    • 246 Retweets
    • 1,962 Likes
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    52 replies 246 retweets 1,962 likes
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      2. @tj@s.horner.tj‏ @tjhorner May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't funny.

        11 replies 2 retweets 43 likes
      3. @tj@s.horner.tj‏ @tjhorner May 13
        Replying to @tjhorner @TheOnion

        "Apparently content to hang around dead people rather than celebrate like a normal person" Yes, it would be really nice if I was able to celebrate. How did this pass editorial review, even for Onion standards?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. @tj@s.horner.tj‏ @tjhorner May 13
        Replying to @tjhorner @TheOnion

        I get that you're satirizing people going to see their mothers at cemeteries, but it's frankly extremely insensitive. You're using someone else's loss — in fact, quite a lot of people's — and trying to make a joke out of it.

        3 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      5. @tj@s.horner.tj‏ @tjhorner May 13
        Replying to @tjhorner @TheOnion

        You are making one of the hardest parts of the year even harder for the ones affected.

        5 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      6.  🎃 𝕮𝖞𝖓𝖎𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖉  🎃‏ @cyniford May 13
        Replying to @tjhorner @TheOnion

        If someone was easily offended why the fuck would they follow The Onion?

        1 reply 1 retweet 40 likes
      7. @tj@s.horner.tj‏ @tjhorner May 13
        Replying to @cyniford @TheOnion

        I'm not. I simply feel that there is a line that shouldn't be crossed, especially with such a large satire publication like The Onion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. @tj@s.horner.tj‏ @tjhorner May 13
        Replying to @tjhorner @cyniford @TheOnion

        And it's ok if you don't agree with me, but there are many that would.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. John Koger‏ @JohnWKoger May 13
        Replying to @tjhorner @cyniford @TheOnion

        I went to the cemetery today to visit my mothers grave and I got a chuckle out of this. In a way, I almost find it endearing. It reminds people, in the typical Onion way, that some of us dont get to celebrate with our mothers anymore. And sorry for your loss. It certainly sucks

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Tyler Walpole - NYCC - D22‏ @TylerWalpole May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You leave Bruce Wayne alone!

        0 replies 1 retweet 37 likes
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      1.  👑King Jacob 👑‏ @jssg99 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *insert offended comment*

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      1. Treydoesgaming‏ @Treydoesgaming3 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the onion is so dark today lol

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      1. Hudson, sir. He's Hicks.‏ @Amanda_Kerri May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny because that's me. *sobs*

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      1. David Steinfeldt‏ @DSteinfeldt May 13
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        pic.twitter.com/6y46TQwcjy

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      1. monday mood‏ @NiteShade925 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Area person types angry reply to the Onion twitter handle after seeing the recent Onion tweet”

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      2. maegwen‏ @maegwen May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        It's not actually all that funny. For a lot of people the pain on Mother's Day is real, and grief manifests in many different ways.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Deadmond 👻 🌹‏ @FireyRedmond May 13
        Replying to @maegwen @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        What if this article was written as a way to “manifest grief” 🤔🤔

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jesse R. Schilling‏ @jessexschilling May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Right in the feels...pic.twitter.com/rktaKCWcqL

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      2. Kitty-Chan‏ @gloobldoobledoo May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe his mom is buried there

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. dominic cooper‏ @chikamasala May 14
        Replying to @gloobldoobledoo @TheOnion

        Whoosh

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. First  🅰id Kuma‏ @mayb_kum4 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is dark...

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Anastas2002‏ @anastas2002 May 13
        Replying to @mayb_kum4 @TheOnion

        Sometimes that works best to make a point.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Ashley‏ @ashleyplaysftl May 13
        Replying to @anastas2002 @mayb_kum4 @TheOnion

        ...what point? Sometimes the Onion forgets that darkness by itself doesn't mean anything.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Anastas2002‏ @anastas2002 May 13
        Replying to @ashleyplaysftl @mayb_kum4 @TheOnion

        The point being that sometimes those of us whose mothers are gone sometimes get forgotten. My mother was buried over a year ago. my father her joined her last month.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. End of conversation

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