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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 13

    “I wouldn’t trade those 40-some-odd months for anything.” https://trib.al/EduK6lY pic.twitter.com/H4ypUzXaMm

    7:15 PM - 13 May 2018
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    37 replies 96 retweets 774 likes
      1. Phreak‏ @Phreak_91 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The last line of this article is incredible.

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      1. Nom Sequitur‏ @Stevegasm1 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks for having the fallopian tubes to publish this .

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      1. Deadmond 👻 🌹‏ @FireyRedmond May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/IyYYFrkCX0

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      1. Sicillionaire‏ @Cala_Lesina May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh my god

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      1. Aqua Velva Bikini‏ @AquaVelvaBoy May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, man. You're a little late to this one, folks. National Lampoon beat you to that one by decades.pic.twitter.com/UzNAB8cYGR

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      1. Jason Cooper‏ @requotable May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Timing: 10 Thoughtfulness: -1000

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      1. Zak Wallace‏ @Skvli May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why wasn't this turned into a Casey Anthony Joke?

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      1. Dan Brillman‏ @DanBrillman May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Boo

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      2. Chris LeDrew‏ @ChrisLeDrew May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dark, even for the onion. I did laugh though.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Patrick O'Shea‏ @poshea May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know, actual people lose children, and it is devastating. This is simply cruel.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Karpatska‏ @BobbyBinkins May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh no

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      3. Indigo345‏ @indigo334 May 13
        Replying to @BobbyBinkins @TheOnion

        Oh yes

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      2. Micah‏ @EmbodyingLogos May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Feminist “moms” be like

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🏳️‍🌈 abolish ICE  🏳️‍🌈‏ @lbsssuckstbh May 13
        Replying to @EmbodyingLogos @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/XcTMmn6VtL

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      1. Sal‏ @madcuzigofast May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guess you don't know where the line is unless you cross it once in a while.

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      2. Laura Oliver‏ @loliv3r May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is not okay.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Bill_Downtown‏ @Bill_Downtown May 13
        Replying to @loliv3r @TheOnion

        Can I have TLDR?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. mediumcrab babyrat‏ @crabrat May 13
        Replying to @Bill_Downtown @loliv3r @TheOnion

        It’s a long lead up to a punchline about child drowning and negligent parenting

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      6. Laura Oliver‏ @loliv3r May 13
        Replying to @Bill_Downtown @crabrat @TheOnion

        Happy Mother’s Day, here’s a “joke” that will plant a seed for nightmares about your greatest fears tonight!

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