Well, we know who she's not married to....pic.twitter.com/T1Rjg4qpwn
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are you called the onion because this was meant to make people cry
This is stupid. Do better
Uh Oh, the keeper of the joke standards is here to maintain quality control! You better do better Onion! Or the joke standards board will cite you!
Son graces mom with 4 paragraph instagram post in exchange for lifetime of personal sacrificehttps://onetie-alltie.com/2017/05/17/son-gives-mom-the-four-paragraph-instagram-tribute-she-always-wanted-for-mothers-day/ …
In the replies: people who think they popped into existence and that their parents don't have sex.
Why’s everyone so upset? Get it, mom! #BeBest at oral sex. 
Every goddamn year with this 
Almost as if it’s what they do... 
Eat Pray and Love
Please, please tell me how to find this
type yeet into the gif box, that is literally how i did it but i am somewhat magical so good luck my friend
Appreciate ya
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