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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 12

    Iranian Scientist Annoyed He Has To Go Back To Shitty Old Job Building Nuclear Weapons https://trib.al/nP6OP1p pic.twitter.com/98Voka2Eex

    7:16 PM - 12 May 2018
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    23 replies 594 retweets 3,332 likes
      1. CoffeeNTrees‏ @CoffeeNTrees May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But North Korea gets to blow theirs up?! Not fair! I'm telling dad.

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      1. BettaPonic‏ @BettaPonic May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nuke New Jersey please. Wouldn't be able to tell the difference though.

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      1. My cats' enslaved witch  🌊‏ @ladykayaker May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm laughing at this just for the picture because I know a few Iranian scientists here in 'silicon valley' and all the male ones look pretty much just like that.

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      2. I’m done‏ @bwhite70 May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @KMMcCammack

        I’m calling bull sh-t they never stopped

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      3. Michael‏ @KMMcCammack May 12
        Replying to @bwhite70 @TheOnion

        You uh familiar with the onion?

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      4. I’m done‏ @bwhite70 May 12
        Replying to @KMMcCammack @TheOnion

        Yes yes I am

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      5. Mean 🔥Keene‏ @MeanKeene May 12
        Replying to @bwhite70 @KMMcCammack @TheOnion

        I don’t think you do....

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      1. Bat Mennett‏ @hellcrapdamn May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "But I was curing cancer." :(

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      2. Isaac Maria  🐕‏ @isaacmaria1000 May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Iran does not and did not have a nuclear weapons program. There are lives at stake

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      1. Trucker Troy‏ @rWashingtonian May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @tkinder

        I don’t get it. 🤔

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      1. Michael Towns‏ @towns_michael May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So much for that Dancing With The Stars gig. It looks like it’s going to the North Korean Nuclear Engineers.

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sure he meant that he liked a different kind of mushroom..

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      1. Daniel Broome‏ @Spartan_155D May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The amazing plan here being, have the US break a nuclear weapons ban in order to pressure Iran into a nuclear weapons ban. Utter genius there.

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      1. The What Should I Do Retard‏ @FrankLa78162710 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The nuclear reactor next door just sent over several packs of glow in the dark m&ms. What should I do?

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      1. m‏ @MarcoTotti14 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        immediately increasing his risk of early death by mossad

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      1. Fayyaz‏ @Fayyaz_1991 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Iran has no need to build nuclear weapon, this is just a tool for US and Israel to put pressure on Iran and sell weapon to Arabs.

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      1. dangaskill‏ @dangaskill123 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He never stopped

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      1. Russianbot Acqua‏ @picciano22 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Zzz

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      1. zubair‏ @berryEngr May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @ay_yunis

        Can you elaborate why did dr David goodall choose assistant death?

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