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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 12

    NRA Touts Oliver North’s Expertise At Avoiding Jail Time For Colluding With Hostile Foreign Powers https://trib.al/HQazUh2 pic.twitter.com/PergokkgRf

    4:02 PM - 12 May 2018
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    20 replies 413 retweets 1,322 likes
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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        GOP: We are a nation of laws. Except for us. Laws don't apply to us, just everyone else.

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
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      1.  🌈Llama says Vote November 6th 🌈‏ @KnitALlama May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yet another Onion headline I thought was MSM. This is a weird year.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. TMM‏ @idiolekt May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Republicans only like Iran deals when they are illegal and behind the backs of the American people.

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      1. pusencer‏ @pusencer May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ollie north is the perfect spokesman for the NRA- he has no qualms about who he sells weapons to either!

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      1. Nobou‏ @NouveauBougee May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion is real now

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      2. Pephead Hellraiser‏ @PepenadorAVC May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ollie looks like shit

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Creeper‏ @MistahCreeps May 12
        Replying to @PepenadorAVC @TheOnion

        Cocaines a helluva drug

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Angus McRockford‏ @AngusRockford May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oliver North looks like an elephant shat out an undigested Mr. Peanut and someone dressed him in a cheaper suit.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BE BEST works on so many levels.

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      1. Vote November 6th!‏ @AndrewJayEvans1 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He looks like death. We should be so lucky thought.

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      1. BOOcephus‏ @Josephus_Jones May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish that were funny.

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      1. Tige Gibson  🇺🇳 🇨🇦‏ @Tachyx May 12
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        This is real news guys.

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      1. Ray S‏ @RayS68157452 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A convicted Felon. A liar. The opposite of a patriot. The worst role model ever.

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      1. Russianbot Acqua‏ @picciano22 May 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha zzzz

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      1. Crayoh‏ @crayoh May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm still not used to seeing him as an old man. 1980s version will forever be the image I think of first.

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      1. underworldimage‏ @underworldimage May 12
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        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Joseph Andrew Meeker‏ @rappuccini May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys think all foreign powers are "hostile".

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