The Onion has taken a turn for the dark side. I kinda like it, but it kinda makes me cry.
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We're going to play frisbee
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I'm giving my wife up to our children this Sunday.
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And I figure she'll just keep running from you, Loretta.
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Knock off my annual visit to Red Lobster
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In Egypt Mother's Day at 21 March .All greatness to all mothers in the world.
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We usually have a significant police response to the 911 calls.
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