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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 11

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    With this accolade, ASS joins the generations of superstars and influencers in this hallowed hall, taking their rightful place among arcade greats from XXX to FUK.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/994960605160394755 …

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    ‘ASS’ Finally Inducted Into Video Game Hall Of Fame https://trib.al/lSQxH8A  pic.twitter.com/wdzDUvOQaG
    3:26 PM - 11 May 2018
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    • MTECH Digital Marketing 🎃expose human dick from statue🏴🏳️‍🌈🍞🥚🎃 Patrick Merrilees https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tentabrobpy RxG|DMac@THE STAGE OF HISTORY Buuba Weller 🔨Marxist-Epicist Noah🎋 ßurkilonious T-Money
    28 replies 377 retweets 2,206 likes
      1. JmC‏ @JayMfnC May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pff I see that POO has been snubbed again.

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      1. theonlypuckster‏ @theonlypuckster May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        POT will have to wait another year i guess

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      1. GoombaKing77‏ @PineiroAriel May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They should add DIK and GAY next

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      1. Spod reckons‏ @SPOD_ZONE May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will CUM ever have its day in the sun?

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      1. John Fraleeeeeeeek‏ @johndavidfraley May 11
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        now if I could only beat AAA, just once, that bastard

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      1.  ♠AmberR 🌘se Griffis 🔮 👻‏ @WensdaiAddamns May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Surprised "DIK" wasn't higher on the list....

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      1. Kean Herbert Laffitte‏ @kean_laffitte May 11
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        The shooter Area-51 let you use 4 spaces so of course I chose ASSY

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      1. Cosmic Shriek  🌟 😱 🌟‏ @BrightAnimal May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y'all still sleeping on POO, smdh

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      2. pusencer‏ @pusencer May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t forget FUQ! That guy was amazing!

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      1. Anthony Sadykov‏ @dankythefroggy May 16
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        Animal super squad

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      1. Dokta Laura‏ @DoktaLaura May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My ass is better

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      1. Pontus!‏ @Ponntanelli May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @lars_bakken

        ASS will never be as good as the legendary Swedish goat - KUK 🐐💦🍆

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      2. ⛧ S̵h̷o̵r̸t̴ ̸H̵a̵i̴r̵ ̶D̶a̶v̷e̷ ⛥  💈‏ @G4rrick May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @15Milburn20

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      3. 15Milburn20  ♀‏ @15Milburn20 May 12
        Replying to @G4rrick @TheOnion

        We've made it.

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      1. Slam‏ @slam254 May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        POT

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      1. The Worst  🎃‏ @MikeColosseum May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mega64 did this years ago, made multiple videos on it

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      1. BLUEF0X!‏ @TieflingObelius May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @JoshuaForeman

        Congratulations @pewdiepie

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      1. Rob Cleaver‏ @bobbycleav May 11
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        Tit is next!

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