God I wish that was me
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It's about dignity.
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That would be a blast
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Not sure why you're mocking this.
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I was waiting for someone to be upset

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Not upset, it's The Onion, just wondering why they're mocking this.
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Because it’s funny. Comedy can be deliberately absurd without necessarily needing an agenda.
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When they do this to me I want them to place a large piece of canvas on the wall. That way I live forever by turning myself into an abstract painting for the world to see
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that is how i want to die
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What no crash helmet! Where's health & safety when you need them~!
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Area canon fuse manufacture apologizes for extra slow burning fuse.
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this is too much honestly. what the fuck is wrong with someone wanting to die when they’re old and have already done everything? he had little quality of life. this isn’t funny
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IKR! let's cuddle and talk about it some more
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“This sure is taking a while”
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You joke but it's still better than not letting them do it. :/
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Okay this is so dark.
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Would have been cooler if he stretched out his arms like he was Superman flying.
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SYPHILIS CAN BE RESPONSIBLE FOR BALD SPOTS LIKE THAT DOG MANGE OF TRUMP'S
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TRUMP IS SHOWING ALL THE SIGNS OF A SERIOUS MENTAL ILLNESS.
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