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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 11

    ‘I Look Forward To Ending My Life,’ Says Assisted Suicide Advocate Before Being Shot Out Of Cannon At Brick Wall https://trib.al/tuVsEIY pic.twitter.com/mdzWYxPaoE

    11:58 AM - 11 May 2018
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      1. MarkThePlushDog‏ @MarkThePlushDog May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God I wish that was me

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      1. Erin DeCaprio‏ @ErinDeCaprio May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's about dignity.

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      1. REKT RON WHITE‏ @iamtatersalad May 11
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        That would be a blast

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      2. Eduard Vaykher‏ @freelight97 May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not sure why you're mocking this.

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      3. Not Patrick Brockert‏ @LordPatty12 May 11
        Replying to @freelight97 @TheOnion

        I was waiting for someone to be upset 😂

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      4. Eduard Vaykher‏ @freelight97 May 11
        Replying to @LordPatty12 @TheOnion

        Not upset, it's The Onion, just wondering why they're mocking this.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. James Garcia Alver‏ @JayAlver May 11
        Replying to @freelight97 @LordPatty12 @TheOnion

        Because it’s funny. Comedy can be deliberately absurd without necessarily needing an agenda.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. http://skeleton.bone‏ @EatWorkSleepDie May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can only hopepic.twitter.com/wjXsVLEXRk

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      1. nihilistic misanthrope‏ @itsjustafacade May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When they do this to me I want them to place a large piece of canvas on the wall. That way I live forever by turning myself into an abstract painting for the world to see #masterpiece

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      1. MR.Random‏ @SomeRandomGuyGN May 11
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        that is how i want to die

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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What no crash helmet! Where's health & safety when you need them~!

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep May 11
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        Area canon fuse manufacture apologizes for extra slow burning fuse.

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      2. TAY‏ @rspctdcommander May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is too much honestly. what the fuck is wrong with someone wanting to die when they’re old and have already done everything? he had little quality of life. this isn’t funny

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. John Ross‏ @johnrmc May 11
        Replying to @rspctdcommander @TheOnion

        IKR! let's cuddle and talk about it some more

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      1. Pasta71‏ @Ghavinghav1 May 11
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        “This sure is taking a while”

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      1. Alenonimo‏ @Alenonimo May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You joke but it's still better than not letting them do it. :/

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      1. Jeff Bubin‏ @jbubin May 11
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        Okay this is so dark.

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Would have been cooler if he stretched out his arms like he was Superman flying.

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      1. obsidian black‏ @pepsikham May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        SYPHILIS CAN BE RESPONSIBLE FOR BALD SPOTS LIKE THAT DOG MANGE OF TRUMP'S

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      1. obsidian black‏ @pepsikham May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        TRUMP IS SHOWING ALL THE SIGNS OF A SERIOUS MENTAL ILLNESS.

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