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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 11

    AT&T CEO Regrets Hiring Cohen Instead Of Just Dropping A Ton Of Cash At Trump International Hotel Like Everyone Else https://trib.al/08jbaMU pic.twitter.com/wF4TpwSjHO

    10:25 AM - 11 May 2018
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    77 replies 2,776 retweets 7,108 likes
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      2. Jo Anne in Texas‏ @joanneintexas May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion used to be very funny because it was so out of the realm of possibility but now it reads like every other headline from the #TrumpTrash Administration.

        3 replies 1 retweet 37 likes
      3. DamnFineLibertarian‏ @Papaduke May 11
        Replying to @joanneintexas @joannesmoot @TheOnion

        The Onion didn't change... reality did

        1 reply 0 retweets 45 likes
      4. Jo Anne in Texas‏ @joanneintexas May 11
        Replying to @Papaduke @TheOnion

        Agree!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2.  🇺🇸 🦅 Vote November 6th  🦅 🇺🇸‏ @AHamiltonSpirit May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

         🇺🇸 🦅 Vote November 6th  🦅 🇺🇸 Retweeted The Hill

        BLAVATINIK IS THE GUY WHO WORKED WITH TRUMP ON TRUMP TOWER MOSCOW. THIS IS COLLUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://twitter.com/thehill/status/994973668869574657 …

         🇺🇸 🦅 Vote November 6th  🦅 🇺🇸 added,

        The HillVerified account @thehill
        JUST IN: Mueller investigating foreign-linked donations to Trump inauguration: report http://hill.cm/IMP7AsJ  pic.twitter.com/Y02x9YsPT2
        1 reply 14 retweets 27 likes
      3. OttolineMorrell‏ @OttolineMorrell May 11
        Replying to @AHamiltonSpirit @TheOnion

        Also Blavatnik...pic.twitter.com/vdlMzdfbe0

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. OttolineMorrell‏ @OttolineMorrell May 11
        Replying to @OttolineMorrell @AHamiltonSpirit @TheOnion

        Also Blavatnik. McConnell's millions and conservative PACs...https://www.opensecrets.org/outsidespending/donor_detail.php?cycle=2016&id=Access+Industries&type=O&super=N …

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2.  🇺🇸 🦅 Vote November 6th  🦅 🇺🇸‏ @AHamiltonSpirit May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ATT LIKELY BRIBED MICHAEL COHEN TO REPEAL NET NEUTRALITY. WE HAVE ONE WEEK LEFT. MAKE SOME NOISE WE ONLY NEED ONE MORE VOTE! THIS SHOULD DO IT

        3 replies 10 retweets 25 likes
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      2. Scott‏ @scottk1350 May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They should have done what Verizon did and just bought their own FCC Commissioner.

        3 replies 5 retweets 27 likes
      3. Crayoh‏ @crayoh May 11
        Replying to @scottk1350

        Since there's no "Ajit puppet" gif I'll just insert this onepic.twitter.com/ZvootaTh7i

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Scott‏ @scottk1350 May 11
        Replying to @crayoh

        Close enough

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. DamnFineLibertarian‏ @Papaduke May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In an empire of lies, The Onion is truth.

        0 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
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      2. PaigePrice‏ @KeepCalmResist May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That certainly brings us back to #Trump's DC hotel that he is illegally, per the lease, renting from his own government and domestic and foreign nationals use it to ingratiate themselves to Trump Remember, he opened the hotel during the election, did he know he'd win??

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. kik_nyc‏ @kik_nyc May 11
        Replying to @KeepCalmResist @TheOnion

        and they were RUSHING the hotel’s inauguration day! He knew all, he knew how was going to happen! He projected his crimes on HRC

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. 2 Dictators 1 Cup‏ @iminbeastmode May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Local Monocled CEO Confused About Proper Bribe Techniques In The Age Of Out In The Open Corruptionpic.twitter.com/g5w64JzmZ5

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Maggie Mulhall‏ @MulhallMaggie May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @JohnJHarwood

        HAHA. The Onion hits the mark, every time.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Legendre Diffeqs‏ @smithnya May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know, it's bad when Onion headlines could pass as real headlines.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Simply...‏ @RoLwillwin May 12
        Replying to @smithnya @TheOnion

        That's what I was going to say! Lol. Their headlines are looking more real than real headlines

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. quizquest‏ @quizquest May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        2018, when the Onion can just report the truth and be doing its job perfectly.

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      1. Mary Hackett Graham‏ @Hackett_Graham1 May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Once again, reality may have lapped satire.

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