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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 11

    NASA Says Presence Of Diving Board On Mars Confirms Planet May Have Once Contained Water https://trib.al/8wzreFv pic.twitter.com/TYeEkr0eKY

    9:23 AM - 11 May 2018
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      1. Jorj X McKie‏ @Jorj_X_McKie May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tesla roadster on Mars... surely there are buried solar powered freeways under the sand.

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      2. Abstract Adventures‏ @ScurrowSquirrel May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @reauxpudu

        Has Nasa never heard of SAND DIVING?

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3.  🎃 Goblin Warlock  🎃‏ @nyetton May 11
        Replying to @ScurrowSquirrel @TheOnion @reauxpudu

        pic.twitter.com/Kd3YFktg0L

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Abstract Adventures‏ @ScurrowSquirrel May 11
        Replying to @nyetton @TheOnion @reauxpudu

        That’s Saturn!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. BAT‏ @bat211 May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @Evansweather

        And with similar reasoning, the presence of crap on Mars is evidence that @Evansweather once did Martian weather forecasts.pic.twitter.com/6rSaps00Os

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      1. uS nosaJ‏ @azndadthoughts May 11
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        Let’s make Mars great, again! #MMGA

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      1. Frankie  🌊 🌈 🌊‏ @goggans_frankie May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sasquatch used that diving board, I bet.pic.twitter.com/pBFRO8mFtQ

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      2. Simdeck‏ @Simdeck1 May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There’s nothing on the NASA website about this?

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      3. Jude  ❌‏ @Jtcoms16 May 11
        Replying to @Simdeck1 @TheOnion

        The European space agency found it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Simdeck‏ @Simdeck1 May 11
        Replying to @Jtcoms16 @TheOnion

        I checked that website.....nothing!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Jude  ❌‏ @Jtcoms16 May 11
        Replying to @Simdeck1 @TheOnion

        r/AteTheOnion

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Simdeck‏ @Simdeck1 May 11
        Replying to @Jtcoms16 @TheOnion

        I’m starting to think Mars never had a swimming pool. Someone just sent that up to fool us around. Probably that Elon Musk fella.

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      7. Probiewan‏ @coffeegirl01 May 11
        Replying to @Simdeck1 @Jtcoms16 @TheOnion

        Lolz... Gotta love @TheOnion 😉

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Cody  📔‏ @Theron_Sniper May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @hardgrove

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      3. Craig‏ @hardgrove May 12
        Replying to @Theron_Sniper @TheOnion

        Ah ha! That helps explain all those pool noodles in Gale Crater ...

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      2. Colin Thomas Craig‏ @CTC_Tho May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ThatSwagYouLuv

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      3. Derek Swagger‏ @ThatSwagYouLuv May 11
        Replying to @CTC_Tho @TheOnion

        Seems legit

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      1. Dan Francis‏ @techwonderland May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Great. Another place in kids will beg me to take them this summer.

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      1. Todd McLain‏ @Toddjames27 May 12
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        @josephmandros

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      1. blair houghton‏ @blair_houghton May 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No, not if they never filled it. #science

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