I've been waiting for the W at Walmart to fall on me for years no one said this dream came easy.
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Funny satire, yes. It would not have been nearly as funny to write that the American Dream is now focused entirely on winning the lottery. Chances are probably about the same.
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I thought The Onion was a satire site
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"now"?
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Too close to the truth
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Perfect.
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