AMA is going to take some heat on this one.
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Ok. I’ll say it. The Onion is ON FIRE!!!
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the only thing that can stop a self immolating bad guy is a self immolating good guy!
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I respect the commitment.
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Yes I have long been an advocate for warning labels for gas pumps nationwide. Who among us have not desired to douse ourselves in gasoline. The smell is mesmerizing.
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This is bullshit! My body, my choice!
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But why? It’s the fastest way to lose weight, and it completely stops the ageing process.
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Nothing to get all fired up about
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The image of immolation destroys the point of this satire for me. An unfortunate and gruesome Onion swing and a miss.
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This is not funny.
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Mainly because it doesn’t become a medical issue until after the immolation.
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Self-Immolation is 75% genetic.
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Not after three months
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Sponsored by the entire Healthcare Industry.
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Ive always been pro-inferno
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