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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 10

    North Korean Prisoners Temporarily Put Into American Detention Camp To Help Ease Shock Of Return https://trib.al/nzIueVz pic.twitter.com/xhizYlGmZi

    1:17 PM - 10 May 2018
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    27 replies 234 retweets 1,462 likes
      1. Rick Johnson‏ @RickJoh74578552 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For the “too soon” comments, get over it. This is satire, has nothing to do with these individuals , perhaps it is pointing a finger at the US calling North Korea a brutal regime...all the while holding the highest prison inmate population in the world.

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      1. David‏ @I_Sparks_I May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/iZi4BSdlwZ

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      1. Remy‏ @RemyVorender May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon, even for you, Onion.

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      2. Jeff Kumpula‏ @midwestfinn May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the deal said we get 3 American hostages for sending 3 Trumps to North Korea. #DealOrNoDeal Or toss in a Pence?

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      3. Cameron Domes‏ @CameronDomes May 10
        Replying to @midwestfinn @TheOnion

        The best they can do is 2 trumps a pence and a conway

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Nick De la Garza‏ @serf803 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Picture is clearly photoshopped, fake news.

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      1. max358‏ @max358 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        [heh heh heh heh] it's not like we don't have a lot of detention camps ourselves. and, yeah, you gotta be careful with shocks to the system. it's the considerate thing to do.

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      1. Binny Soumaré‏ @Binny_Boo May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Savage 😈

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      1. Cameron Gilchrist‏ @BallisticPopTrt May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can’t tell if the “too soon” comments are trolls, but this made my day

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      1. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel like the profits from their incarceration should be donated to charity. #amiright

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      1. Spaulding Smails‏ @al_lund7 May 10
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        Even I find this is poor taste!

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      1. rain sword‏ @rainsword1 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what are you ??????

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      1. EatingBear‏ @bear_eating May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man. Thats wrong

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      1. Tomáš Kyjanka‏ @kyjankatomas May 13
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        This is brilliant :D

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 May 11
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        The only familiar thing that comforts them is that there is an insane megalomaniac yelling in TV every day.

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      1. Just Maria‏ @Maria06395123 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I did laugh. 😔

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      2. Yocheved‏ @dlsmith0817 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @ilaeornom

        Can you say Photoshop? And not a very good job either

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      3. Cameron Domes‏ @CameronDomes May 10
        Replying to @dlsmith0817 @TheOnion @ilaeornom

        S-a-t-i-r-e

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      4. Yocheved‏ @dlsmith0817 May 10
        Replying to @CameronDomes @TheOnion @ilaeornom

        Phew thanks! I am glad that's what it is, thanks!

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