Don’t forget to submerge face in sink full of water
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The savaging of Haspel by your publication is some serious, A+ work. A strange time when satire is the only media that will push back agaisnt uplifting a WILLING torturer to higher office.
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If she's still anxious she could join one of the 80,000 US prisoners meditating in solitary confinement. Eventually she will not only forgot her troubles but also become uncertain about every aspect of her identity. This will free her up to eat her own limbs, right here at home.
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Face first into the glass ceiling
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Spicy
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Lmao.
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holy shit
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“Blood Senator? What blood? O, these li’l ol’ spatters? I was hurrying to get to this hearing, and I walked into a door. Happens to people around me all the time.”
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Wow. She should take it easy on herself.
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Man I remember when the Onion was funny and not just yet another left wing site pretending to be funny... sigh
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Spoilers, it has always been left wing. It's you that changed.
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as long as you stop when the safe word is mentioned - it is all good ;-)
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Wait she renditions herself to the Men’s Room.
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Itsss SHOWTIME!!!!!!!!!!
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Now do Brennan.
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Satire is supposed to hurt.
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Good" satire would be called Horatian and "bad" satire would be defined as Juvenalian .And this case its Juvenalian.
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