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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 10

    Netanyahu Begins Calling For Israeli Return To Ancient Homeland Of Iran https://trib.al/6KLZxZV pic.twitter.com/yME6IUm5B8

    10:41 AM - 10 May 2018
    • 1,269 Retweets
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    Benjamin Netanyahu
    103 replies 1,269 retweets 3,506 likes
      1. #LocalRule‏ @n_the_mountains May 10
        Replying to @fuckahab2 @TheOnion

        yeah, the world has gotten so ridiculous that The Onion is going with just straight news these days.

        0 replies 2 retweets 45 likes
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      2. Watch the Jimmy Dore Show 🌹 🌻  🇮🇷 🇸🇾 🇵🇸 🇾🇪‏ @farazchisty1 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @netanyahu

        pic.twitter.com/IFxHwH9LYe

        3 replies 16 retweets 118 likes
      3. Tino Giugno‏ @tin_giun May 10
        Replying to @farazchisty1 @TheOnion @netanyahu

        Hmm is his new friend Saudi Arabia willing to give up that northern territory?

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Watch the Jimmy Dore Show 🌹 🌻  🇮🇷 🇸🇾 🇵🇸 🇾🇪‏ @farazchisty1 May 10
        Replying to @tin_giun @TheOnion @netanyahu

        Good question. I'm sure Mossad is working on a "plan" 😀

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Highcentered‏ @Highcentered May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @netanyahu

        I'm so glad @TheOnion came out on the side of sanity. So many giant (NPR, MSNBC Washington Post etc..) didn't!

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      1. Priscilla Galstaun‏ @PrisGalstaun May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @netanyahu

        @TheOnion has consistently stood the test of time and finds itself on the right side of history. May good fortune always smile upon it.

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      2. Tolito Johnson‏ @TolitoJ May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @netanyahu

        Onion don't joke about this. Bibi is a warhawk and wouldn't hesitate to use the Jewish people and their faith as a weapon.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. vineetha mokkil‏ @VineethaMokkil May 10
        Replying to @TolitoJ @TheOnion @netanyahu

        This is no joke. Fact.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4.  🔥 yehuda yisrael  🔥‏ @erliche_yid May 10
        Replying to @VineethaMokkil @TheOnion @netanyahu

        You're demonstrating that you're #clueless on all things #Netanyahu - he's actually extremely conservative, cautious about using military/agressive force dealing with the circumstances imposed on #Israel. Wise-up, study his record of the last decade.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Tolito Johnson‏ @TolitoJ May 10
        Replying to @erliche_yid @VineethaMokkil and

        I have. He's a liar, a bully, and uses his power to abuse the Palestinians and cause unrest in the Middle East.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6.  🔥 yehuda yisrael  🔥‏ @erliche_yid May 10
        Replying to @TolitoJ @VineethaMokkil and

        1) We ARE the original, authentic #Palestinians since 135AD and nothing will change my connection to my #Homeland (have the #DNA to prove my case going back to #King_David) 2) Rabin RIP was far less interested in the likes of the faux human-rights advocates than #Netanyahu

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      7. Tolito Johnson‏ @TolitoJ May 10
        Replying to @erliche_yid @VineethaMokkil and

        K

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      2. Bijan Shahir‏ @BijanShahir May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @netanyahu

        Anyone got a gif for "When the satire is good but a little too close for comfort"?

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3.  🧐‏ @SirSocialism May 10
        Replying to @BijanShahir @TheOnion @netanyahu

        pic.twitter.com/MNVOYFYUUG

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      2. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @netanyahu

        “The land of Iran has long been part of our heritage, and we implore the international community to work with us to ensure its return to the independent Jewish state, So-called Islamic cities of Tehran, Mashhad, Isfahan, were founded on what were once ancient Jewish kingdoms

        2 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
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      2. Football Meatlong‏ @MichaelJSuich May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @netanyahu

        10 bucks says Netanyahu says something like this within the next 6 months

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Andrew H . Scorzelli‏ @ScoreSomeElli May 10
        Replying to @MichaelJSuich @TheOnion @netanyahu

        6 days.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Ayna‏ @JlnFrancisco May 10
        Replying to @ScoreSomeElli @MichaelJSuich and

        He probably already has. We just don't have it on tape

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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