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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 10

    Dad’s Previously Unheard-Of Friend Dies https://trib.al/Zc9jA5R pic.twitter.com/BvpWaIiSlt

    6:37 AM - 10 May 2018
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    17 replies 122 retweets 1,341 likes
      1. Gert Geringer‏ @GertGeringer May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thoughts and prayers to dad.

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      1. eforeal 🇭🇷 🇬🇧‏ @ErikPacic May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dad: My friend Jim died. Son: Never heard of him. Dad: Jim!! You know Jim....You met him so many times!! Son: 😐

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      2. big content guy‏ @bigcontentguy May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lmao i had to read it one more time hahaha @PhattyPhat2

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      3. Patrick Necessary‏ @PhattyPhat2 May 12
        Replying to @bigcontentguy @TheOnion

        Hahahaha “said Novak to his daughter Alisha, who at that very moment was learning her father’s friend not only existed but that the relationship was intimate enough to justify traveling to New Mexico for a funeral”

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      4. big content guy‏ @bigcontentguy May 12
        Replying to @PhattyPhat2 @TheOnion

        hahahaha i’m dying on a shuttle rn

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Mike Fredette‏ @mifrede1975 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        R.I.P.

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      1. Bob Moyers‏ @mr_boeb May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In related news, high school friend of wife’s friend from 20 years ago pregnant.

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      1. big content guy‏ @bigcontentguy May 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CorinnCraig

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      1. J Patrick‏ @juergenpatrick May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like “Dad” is in the witness relocation program.

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      1. Mediocre‏ @MajorPeePee May 10
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        @kedlz

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      1. DaDaDynoMike‏ @Uhhboy May 10
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        Fuck this is spot on.

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      1. Paul Kersey‏ @SynchroBlitz May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RIP dads friend

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bookie.

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      1. Vitalish Manzard‏ @VitalishManzard May 10
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        Чтобы вы все сдохли по скорее

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Road trip !

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      1. shrep‏ @herewego3828 May 10
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        Rip

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      1. TisRightForAChange‏ @TisRite4AChange May 10
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        OH NO NOT UNCLE uh (Dad): Ronny: RONNY NOOOOOOO

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      1. John McElroy  🇺🇸‏ @johnemcelroy May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's nice. I miss when you were horribly skewering politics as though you knew what the fuck you were talking about.

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      1. Sage Backpass‏ @backpass_sage May 10
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        Yeah, dad's 'friend'...

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