Thoughts and prayers to dad.
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Dad: My friend Jim died. Son: Never heard of him. Dad: Jim!! You know Jim....You met him so many times!! Son:
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lmao i had to read it one more time hahaha
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Hahahaha “said Novak to his daughter Alisha, who at that very moment was learning her father’s friend not only existed but that the relationship was intimate enough to justify traveling to New Mexico for a funeral”
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hahahaha i’m dying on a shuttle rn
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R.I.P.
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In related news, high school friend of wife’s friend from 20 years ago pregnant.
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Looks like “Dad” is in the witness relocation program.
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Fuck this is spot on.
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RIP dads friend
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Bookie.
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Чтобы вы все сдохли по скорее
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Road trip !
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OH NO NOT UNCLE uh (Dad): Ronny: RONNY NOOOOOOO
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That's nice. I miss when you were horribly skewering politics as though you knew what the fuck you were talking about.
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Yeah, dad's 'friend'...
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