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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 9

    Trump Withdraws From Iran Deal https://trib.al/vhYKZy6  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/ZLklnfg3B4

    2:05 PM - 9 May 2018
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    16 replies 163 retweets 773 likes
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      2. Murdoc the Malevolent‏ @BenjaminThiccc May 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey @TheOnion I wrote a little piece about trump pulling out of the Iran deal; pls give me a jobpic.twitter.com/6Cb5mNYBeX

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Brady Mock‏ @_iambrady May 9
        Replying to @BenjaminThiccc @TheOnion

        You don't deserve the job for the single fact that you used comic sans as your font. I haven't even read the article.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Masculist‏ @MarkTheNaughty May 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn right it will, but the penalty for not complying is even steeper: Freedompic.twitter.com/5TaZSZrBaa

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      1. Sean‏ @seandoe00 May 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And literally the day we withdraw they burn our flag and chant death to America. Yeah I’m sure peace was their aim all along.

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      1. Corey Katzelnick‏ @cuckooforcocoa May 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Foreign policy experts 👏^ HA @_realSasquatch @abbydNYC

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      1. important comments‏ @importantalert May 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Iran nuclear deal was the source of all of my personal failures.

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      2. Michael P. Shipley‏ @michaelpshipley May 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Leaked Iranian documents prove they lied about not wanting to build a nuke so Obamas deal was a sham.https://www.timesofisrael.com/israel-says-it-has-briefed-22-countries-on-smuggled-iran-nuclear-archive/ …

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      3. John Fischer‏ @Yinzer_man May 9
        Replying to @michaelpshipley

        I'm sure that's a totally unbiased news source.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Kyle Walter‏ @kylerulez May 9
        Replying to @Yinzer_man @michaelpshipley

        And the onion is such an unbiased source

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. John Fischer‏ @Yinzer_man May 9
        Replying to @kylerulez

        Hey everybody! This guy thinks The Onion is a news source!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Kyle Walter‏ @kylerulez May 9
        Replying to @Yinzer_man

        No shit. But it’s pretty obvious where their preferences are.

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      2. What's the frequency, Kenneth?‏ @wtfkenneth May 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just ask the Native American nations.

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      1. Mike Ryan‏ @Camping23 May 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To be fair, the US reneged on the deal

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      2.  🇺🇸 MBS  ⭐ ⭐ ⭐‏ @stupendiblade May 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you think they were, you are awfully naive.

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      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero May 9
        Replying to @stupendiblade @TheOnion

        They're no more naive then the guy who said they were violating the spirit of deal but never explained how they were doing this and who only reneged on the deal just to do it not because it was logical to do so.

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      4.  🇺🇸 MBS  ⭐ ⭐ ⭐‏ @stupendiblade May 9
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @TheOnion

        I said it before Trump and I'll say it until I'm blue in the face. It wasn't a "deal" at all. It sucked balls...and it would never have passed muster as a treaty (which the annoited O could NOT enter into without the approval of Congress).

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      5. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero May 9
        Replying to @stupendiblade @TheOnion

        Given that most of Congress at the time was made up of bunch of useless morons some of who were anti Iranian pro israel neocons dedicated to insuring that Congress would be the most disliked institution in the capitol you're not "entirely" off the mark.

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      6.  🇺🇸 MBS  ⭐ ⭐ ⭐‏ @stupendiblade May 9
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @TheOnion

        You're an idiot! He couldn't even get the majority of his own party to back it. I'll not be conversing with yet another left wing mentally unstable idiot. Good day to you. Seek help.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero May 10
        Replying to @stupendiblade @TheOnion

        Awwww are we mad because the truth hurts you just like it does Trump?

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      8. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero May 10
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @stupendiblade @TheOnion

        https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.haaretz.com/amp/us-news/majority-of-americans-support-iran-nuclear-deal-poll-shows-1.6052613 … Yeah that Nuclear Deal sucks so much absolutely no one likes it and even some of Trump's guys didn't try to convince him the deal was fine.

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      9.  🇺🇸 MBS  ⭐ ⭐ ⭐‏ @stupendiblade May 10
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @TheOnion

        Are those the same polls that gave us president Hillary? Because those were completely accurate.

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