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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 8

    Authorities: Missing Plates And Glasses Found Filthy But Safe In Roommate’s Room https://trib.al/81DX4ix pic.twitter.com/sTOhfAV5MK

    6:31 PM - 8 May 2018
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    • Blake Shelton Captain Cutler's Ghost Alex Hamilton Abby Dana 6884 (Stefano) Jules Jessica Michelle Pierre-Simon Laplace
    29 replies 234 retweets 1,968 likes
      1. Scary from Boogle‏ @kashoobs May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *police megaphone* we’ve met your demands now release the cups @srirachelsauce

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      2. Steve Lichtenfels‏ @steve_lich May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @PhiPsiOhioU

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Brad Green‏ @UBradBro33 May 8
        Replying to @steve_lich @TheOnion @PhiPsiOhioU

        This hits almost too close to home

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dylan the Villian‏ @rossi_dyl May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The real walk of shame is the one you take to the kitchen with all the dishes you’ve been hoarding in your room.

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      2. Mags‏ @maggieflenner May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Jam_S2015 if this doesn’t relate to our apartment days idk what does😂😂☠️☠️

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      3. Jamie Schultze‏ @Jam_S2015 May 8
        Replying to @maggieflenner @TheOnion

        Buhahahaha fucking true 🤬🤬🤬 Didnt get them back until the day I was suppose to leave 😂☠

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Daniel Scott‏ @DanielScarn May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Justinnnn11 lmao

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      1. Dr. Nick‏ @SoonToBeDrNick May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope they catch the bastard that did this.

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      1. Ben Uticone‏ @BenUticone May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus, that's one part of having a roommate I don't miss.

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      2. Brian Collins (NOT RELATED TO SUSAN)‏ @BrianWCollins May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @larissa_thomas

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      3. Larissa Thomas‏ @larissa_thomas May 9
        Replying to @BrianWCollins @TheOnion

        cc: @AJFaucher

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      2. PatM_TO‏ @PatMTO May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @sunlightwarden

        I just filled a black garbage bag with the stuff in my sons room - found 5 forks too!

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      3. There'll Be the D.Va to Pay‏ @sunlightwarden May 8
        Replying to @PatMTO @TheOnion

        I was that kid. I may still BE that kid.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. uNDefeated‏ @tommyboy416 May 8
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        @ThatJoeJared

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      1. Ben Laws‏ @BenJLaws May 8
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        @PistolandMuller Lol

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Luckily not used by the more violent dancing and plate smashing cultures. Just the sloppy animal lovers that feed thier pet critters.

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      1. PerryP‏ @PerryPorkchoP May 8
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        Oh thank god

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