God works in mysterious ways, and that is starting to concern his mom and dad...
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Oranges? Shaking? Sounds like California.
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Wouldn't want to be his enemy.
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His holiness should have bestowed slices of banana upon them because it rhymes with mana. You disappoint me 7-year-old god.
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Let us not forget “The Ancient Parable of the Blueberry Muffin”

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Banana gods files protest
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@Jeremy_Danner this looks like your small roommateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well done, friends. Well done.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I think
@AntsCanada might have something to say about thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The rapture is upon them.
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I used to know a woman "capricious" like that too.
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Wait what the fuck?
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Also decides to change the plastic to a magnifying glass.
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