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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 8

    Iranian Scientist Annoyed He Has To Go Back To Shitty Old Job Building Nuclear Weapons https://trib.al/QZDABck pic.twitter.com/FCAX2ROOYS

    1:47 PM - 8 May 2018
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    • nguyenbinh82cm ARBYKNOWS Andrew Dzula Rachel Kao Pegah sarah 🏳️‍🌈 g*ssel (#1 elon musk fan) Roman Hauksson-Neill Pierre-Simon Laplace
    45 replies 1,283 retweets 4,781 likes
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      2. Nima Fatemi‏Verified account @mrphs May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's some seriously shitty journalism.

        3 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Croix Swanson‏ @Orspectral May 8
        Replying to @mrphs @TheOnion

        Careful, It's the Onion, a satire news site.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Nima Fatemi‏Verified account @mrphs May 8
        Replying to @Orspectral @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/xHyGa8YUHp

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Michael VanElzakker‏ @MBVanElzakker May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yada Yada, replying to an Onion post with something serious. 2007 NEI, written by all 16 US Intelligence services during GW Bush admin: "We judge with high confidence that in fall 2003, Tehran halted its nuclear weapons program." https://www.dni.gov/files/documents/Newsroom/Press%20Releases/2007%20Press%20Releases/20071203_release.pdf …

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      2. Joe McAdam‏ @JoeMcA90 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Netanyahu really has Trump by the balls. Enough to make him isolate America from the rest of the world. Meanwhile, the Saudis are still bombing civilians in Yemen and Israel's still running its secret and illegal nuke program. Mental.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Ava‏ @lyan118 May 8
        Replying to @JoeMcA90 @TheOnion

        Put Iran where you have Netanyahu and put Obama where you have Trump. That sentence will make more sense. Trust Me

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Joe McAdam‏ @JoeMcA90 May 8
        Replying to @lyan118 @TheOnion

        No, I'm afraid it won't, Ava.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think Israel will soon resolve this conflict for him.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kaveh  🇨🇦 🇵🇸‏ @KavehTO May 8
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion

        Yes...Israel is great at murder.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi May 8
        Replying to @KavehTO @TheOnion

        And yet the radical Islamist whack-jobs continue to provoke them. Curious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Kaveh  🇨🇦 🇵🇸‏ @KavehTO May 8
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion

        Isn't that what you want to see? Israel murdering people is exciting for you. Enjoy the show.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi May 8
        Replying to @KavehTO @TheOnion

        I just hope I have some fresh popcorn on hand the day they decide to light that candle.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Kaveh  🇨🇦 🇵🇸‏ @KavehTO May 8
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion

        That's what the Nazis said too, but you're not a Nazi.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He may be a little rusty. He's thinking to himself.. "let's begin with building something simple like the red button"

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      1. Requiesta de Silencia‏ @RequiestaGaming May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He just wanted to act!

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      1. Sam Claussen‏ @sjohnclaussen May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I thought John Kerry and I had come to an understanding."

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let them have yellow cake, said Trump.

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      2. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes, let's tell Iran to start building nuclear weapons. That is what we wanted them to do right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero May 8
        Replying to @LPL8717 @TheOnion

        Hey got to justify another meaningless war that'll cost billions of dollars, thousands of lives, destabilize a region, and drive up gas prices.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. K83‏ @KKMay83 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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