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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 8

    Sean Hannity Informs Building Tenants About Deep-State Conspiracy Forcing Him To Triple Rent https://trib.al/QzFtPIT pic.twitter.com/zIKsPHEnyD

    9:20 AM - 8 May 2018
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      1. Abuelita Conejita‏ @calrabbit May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @mmfa

        Are we sure this is satire?

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      1. Chef Rip Montage‏ @ChefMontage May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. kChod. Genius level: Ostrich Jacket‏ @Kevchod May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I realize it was a funny thing to say 18 months ago, but goddamn The Onion, this shit too real

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      1. James A Clark‏ @kyjimbo51 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @mmfa

        The Onion seems to have lost its edge for me. No amount of perfected sarcasm can deflect the horrific damage being done to every level of this country.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson is intrigued that Sean Hannity took his idea to "Triple the Rent on Poor People."

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “It’s Obama’s fault.”

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      2. USRoute41‏ @USRoute41 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @HudsonRiverCroc

        Funny. I'm sure he'd laugh. But you know as well as anyone how those investments work.

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      1. hal-in-raleigh‏ @raleighguy May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If this guy voted for Trump he'll be fine with it.

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      1. Benben‏ @FluffyRipple May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @JohnLaprise

        You've been had by #Hannity

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      1. Future King of Umpapa Mao Mao‏ @Pondering1derer May 8
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        😂

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      1. Peter‏ @BurgerDogBoy May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #fakenews. He sent Cohen to do it.

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 May 8
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      1.  🙋🏻‍♀️‏ @PattyyM18 May 8
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        @realestanney

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      1. ᴿealfarmacist‏ @real_farmacist May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @KT_So_It_Goes

        A+ content d00ds👍🏽

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      2. James Smiley‏ @suspicious64 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really, it's not his fault. He's being forced to do this by the man.

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      3. Hodari‏ @Hodari11 May 8
        Replying to @suspicious64 @TheOnion

        Here is what might food looks like today after pizza at Harrys. last night.pic.twitter.com/UJg0IInhth

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      4. James Smiley‏ @suspicious64 May 8
        Replying to @Hodari11 @TheOnion

        It's not really my business, but I'd tell Hannity not one more cent until I get a working toilet in that apartment of yours. Good Luck!

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      1. Julie‏ @gonemadgirl May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @marty4195

        Hannity's trying to tell his tenants that he has these little men all in his pockets and everywhere that are poking him and making him do things that he just doesn't want to do. He's so sorry he has to do this to them. But if your rent is late you're on the streets got it.

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