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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 8

    Flu Vaccine Recalled Due To Defective Government Tracking Microchips https://trib.al/4JOmcLu pic.twitter.com/GVSbECQh1K

    8:49 AM - 8 May 2018
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    28 replies 600 retweets 2,740 likes
      1. Andy Sherow‏ @AndySherow May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe if the government wasn't so focused on trying to prevent the flu, they could have spent more time perfecting their microchips. #Avoidable #hastemakeswaste

        0 replies 2 retweets 34 likes
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      1. Jedi Knight Jamie‏ @sirmastrjamie May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I cant wait till im aruging with an anti vacciner and they use this as a source

        1 reply 1 retweet 23 likes
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      1. BrianViera‏ @BrianViera27 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know we are in 'The Upside Down' when TheOnion has less fake news than...the news. #ABraveNew1984Farm

        0 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
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      1. Mike‏ @mike_314159 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        See. This is why we need private big pharma do our tracking chips. Government can’t do anything right.

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      1. Fabio Polidori‏ @Cirunz May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm here for the commentspic.twitter.com/vKTRGhtu6l

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      1. Requiesta de Silencia‏ @RequiestaGaming May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remain calm and digest some government approved ice cream while the situation is remedied

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      1. Expecting People to Work for Exposure McKnight‏ @GAMcKnight May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please tell me the chemtrails are ok though, right?

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      2. Orange man bad‏ @Brittisu May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How do you recall a vaccine?

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Devout Pichu Main‏ @jamV_IRL May 8
        Replying to @Brittisu @TheOnion

        Suck it out

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Luxatos the Blue‏ @Luxatos May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please tell me the ones they put in toothpaste are working right.

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      2. Stephanie Cass‏ @SecretStashAvon May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok, that's funny as heck

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      3. Colin Mikreamy‏ @colindabul May 8
        Replying to @SecretStashAvon @TheOnion

        Don’t swear

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Stephanie Cass‏ @SecretStashAvon May 8
        Replying to @colindabul @TheOnion

        Ones noes, I'm not loosing my 'lil miss goodie-two-shoes' card am I? Teehee

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Colin Mikreamy‏ @colindabul May 9
        Replying to @SecretStashAvon @TheOnion

        Sorry but your little miss goody two-shoes license is going to be taken away from you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Stephanie Cass‏ @SecretStashAvon May 9
        Replying to @colindabul @TheOnion

        Nnnnooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

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      1. Christy‏ @austrya May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @captainsdead

        Haha, those must be the B12 microchips they’re injecting.

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      1. Link Todd‏ @The_Linkining May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh thank god, let’s hope they get that sorted out before I achieve free thought

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      1. Alex Fovell‏ @aguessartist May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @jbarro

        I appreciate that the Onion waited for flu season to be over before publishing this. #Antivaxx retards don't need further persuasion to be dangerously irresponsible.

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      2. TisRightForAChange‏ @TisRite4AChange May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is HORRIBLE how on earth did they forget the tracking chips! Very Sad!

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