Maybe if the government wasn't so focused on trying to prevent the flu, they could have spent more time perfecting their microchips. #Avoidable #hastemakeswaste
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I cant wait till im aruging with an anti vacciner and they use this as a source
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You know we are in 'The Upside Down' when TheOnion has less fake news than...the news.
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See. This is why we need private big pharma do our tracking chips. Government can’t do anything right.
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Remain calm and digest some government approved ice cream while the situation is remedied
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Please tell me the chemtrails are ok though, right?
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How do you recall a vaccine?
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Suck it out
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Please tell me the ones they put in toothpaste are working right.
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Ok, that's funny as heck
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Don’t swear
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Ones noes, I'm not loosing my 'lil miss goodie-two-shoes' card am I? Teehee
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Sorry but your little miss goody two-shoes license is going to be taken away from you.
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Nnnnooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
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Haha, those must be the B12 microchips they’re injecting.
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Oh thank god, let’s hope they get that sorted out before I achieve free thought
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I appreciate that the Onion waited for flu season to be over before publishing this.
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This is HORRIBLE how on earth did they forget the tracking chips! Very Sad!
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