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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 8

    Bill Gates Pledges $12 Million For Universal Flu Vaccine https://trib.al/sdsDpFI  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/u7MJC5OF8d

    8:18 AM - 8 May 2018
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    8 replies 118 retweets 819 likes
      1. hannibal‏ @a_team1983 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why can't he invest in an AI propoganda weapon to change national politics like a normal billionaire?

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Sam Claussen‏ @sjohnclaussen May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I, too, pledge 12 million of Bill Gates dollars.

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      1. Noam Sain‏ @supercised May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bill you are still going to get the flu. Lobbying for single payer health care is the best way to extend your own life.

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      2. CapitalWhiteGuy‏ @UnsafeNSpace May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why can'the just shoot a car into space which is a totally useful thing for a rich person to do and not at all wasteful or stupid

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      3. RabidOtter‏ @DNering May 8
        Replying to @UnsafeNSpace @TheOnion

        It was either a media event that would inspire millions of people to be more interested in science or a block of concrete. Which would you chose?

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      4. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese May 8
        Replying to @DNering @TheOnion

        How many completely forgot about the car thing once the event was over?

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      5. CapitalWhiteGuy‏ @UnsafeNSpace May 8
        Replying to @AMReese @DNering @TheOnion

        I did. But I also forgot what I had for breakfast this morning.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. undeadbydawn‏ @undeadbydawn May 8
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        Bill Gates is what happens when a rich man has a good wife and listens to her.

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      1. Ty‏ @ttymkovich May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Totally agree. would rather see a Tesla 17,000 miles into space!

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      1. Pierre-Luc Thibeault‏ @Pedro_Tibo May 8
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        Yeah the flu vaccine fixes problem we won't care about on Mars.... until we have to build a wall between Earth and Mars.

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