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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 7

    Woman Rearranging Condiments In Refrigerator Door Like Puzzle In Ancient Tomb https://trib.al/DTaltBg pic.twitter.com/vXwsvGenM9

    6:46 PM - 7 May 2018
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    • ya boi 🎃 Valerio Barbaking Cass twenty kateteen 🐞 Olin Johansen Gidon🎃💀Kadaver Brinden Ewing🌊 Strawberry Freckleface Matthew
    31 replies 410 retweets 3,105 likes
      1. Jenn VOTE BLUE Francis‏ @menoseljenn May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *Frantically looks for cameras in house*

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      1. Acheya Wachtel‏ @CheWachtel May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO JUST PUT THE MUSTARD ON THE SHELF WHEN THE MAYONNAISE IS ON THE DOOR! I'M NOT A DAMN SAVAGE!

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      2. cathy‏ @cathyxOR May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I do this. 😟

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Luis Gutierrez‏ @luis593547 May 7
        Replying to @cathyxOR @TheOnion

        What secrets do you hide

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. cathy‏ @cathyxOR May 7
        Replying to @luis593547 @TheOnion

        I like the things that are used most on the lower shelf, but I also have to take in account the tallness of the bottles. But the most important thing is, the shelf must be tight, so things don't topple or make noise when I open the door. It's an art. 😊

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. CA‏ @CA94350814 May 7
        Replying to @cathyxOR @luis593547 @TheOnion

        I was thinking size and most used but didn't consider the fit. Next time I'm mindlessly staring at the right side door I'll think of you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. cathy‏ @cathyxOR May 7
        Replying to @CA94350814 @luis593547 @TheOnion

        😘

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      1. Glenn Fermoyle‏ @GSFortytwo May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm a little slow. But, I'll ketchup.

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      2. Sir Bobby Danger‏ @KingOfWinning May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ladies👏🏻throw👏🏻that👏🏻old👏🏻salad👏🏻dressing👏🏻away👏🏻

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. TeAcheAEneIA‏ @TeAcheJota May 7
        Replying to @KingOfWinning @TheOnion

        It's upside down Bobby! It has like 2 spoons of dressing left!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Glenn Fermoyle‏ @GSFortytwo May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Practice safe eating. Use condiments.

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      1. Joshua B‏ @jMeow83 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Elemcie this was me when I thought I had a revolutionary new organizational method for the fridge.

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      1. Mark ⚡️Jaworski‏ @LedCorduroy May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @monangelina

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      1. Former Bubble-head‏ @tmelitta50 May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She gets me

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      2. Max Rysdon‏ @MaxRysdon May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ItsHardlyCarly - our grandmother, basically

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      3. Carlos Rysdon‏ @ItsHardlyCarly May 8
        Replying to @MaxRysdon @TheOnion

        That woman could fit half a watermelon in an already packed fridge

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. ladywithglasses‏ @ladywithglasse1 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @ebaggins

        MEEEE

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