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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 7

    NRA Touts Oliver North’s Expertise At Avoiding Jail Time For Colluding With Hostile Foreign Powers https://trib.al/oncq3oS pic.twitter.com/XiZ5P6vngx

    3:04 PM - 7 May 2018
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      1. kevin m brisky‏ @teamster792 May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @missb62

        Oliver North was the NRA’s second choice, he got the job only because the NRA’s board of directors had no idea that their first choice Jeffrey Dahmer was dead

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      1. Dad2grls‏ @john37221 May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pardon or no, Oliver North was convicted of a felony involving illegal arms sales. Just the guy to run NRA.

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      1.  💀BOO-Petrified Spook‏ @MU_Peter May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one isn't parody though. Cc @mbalterpic.twitter.com/cp31FcWtB1

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      1. CE Indeed Will Vote... YOU SHOULD TOO !!‏ @CeIndeed May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @MrJonCryer

        When did the Onion start printing facts ??

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      2. Isa-Lee Wolf; Vote Nov. 6‏ @IsaLeeWolf May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isa-Lee Wolf; Vote Nov. 6 Retweeted Isa-Lee Wolf; Vote Nov. 6

        Said something similar earlier, only mine wasn't satire. Is The Onion's? How can we tell these days?!https://twitter.com/IsaLeeWolf/status/993561231524028417 …

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        Isa-Lee Wolf; Vote Nov. 6 @IsaLeeWolf
        Well, I mean it makes sense. He facilitated shady deals with a foreign nation, so he's got the kind of work experience the NRA is looking for. https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/993545764251942913 …
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      3. Hidlive‏ @hidIive May 7
        Replying to @IsaLeeWolf @TheOnion

        It says onion

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      4. Isa-Lee Wolf; Vote Nov. 6‏ @IsaLeeWolf May 7
        Replying to @hidIive @TheOnion

        I know it says The Onion. But it's not really satire. That's what Oliver North did.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Cameron‏ @cameron_hai May 7
        Replying to @IsaLeeWolf @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/DNw3SHBQv0

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      1. RatQueen‏ @Judith_Maryse May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This Orange Administration has literally put The Onion out of the satire business LITERALLY

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      1. Oscar G. (おすかー)‏ @zenmart May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RELenski

        Very droll. I thought the Onion was supposed to be parody news though.

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      1.  🌊Tommy J. 🛡️  🎃‏ @ResistMonsters May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He also brings a successful history of not advising Call of Duty as a consultant, since they are 100% responsible for all gun murders. As a bonus, his diplomacy skills will help the Trump administration in their totally for real campaign for peace with Iran

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      1. diamond‏ @Diamond__Greene May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh come on!!! supposed to be parody!!! lolz noow u guys reading the actual news

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      2. Cajun Rogue 🌊 ⚜️‏ @janrobinjackson May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @Sugarbum1111

        Skilled in selling guns

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      3. Q.H. "Intellectual Dank Web" Stone‏ @QHStone May 7
        Replying to @janrobinjackson @TheOnion @Sugarbum1111

        And lying to Congress.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Don the Con‏ @TneRealTrump May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They wanted someone who emulated the current POTUS. Draft dodging shits-in-pants Nugent couldn't get out of his foil suit fast enough. So they went with a guy who also conspired with hostile foreign governments. Simple enough.

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      2. Steve Baumgartner‏ @SteveBaumgartne May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sort of like what John Kerry is doing to save the non Senate approved Iran Deal that liberals are wetting the bed over.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese May 7
        Replying to @SteveBaumgartne @TheOnion

        lol... sort of not like that at all, but keep reaching

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Steve Baumgartner‏ @SteveBaumgartne May 9
        Replying to @AMReese @TheOnion

        Okay. I wonder if Sally Yates will be outraged at Kerry for Logan Act violations ? 😚

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      5. Steve Baumgartner‏ @SteveBaumgartne May 9
        Replying to @SteveBaumgartne @AMReese @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/EWWRJGLYDZ

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