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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 7

    Lindsey Graham Vows To Uphold John McCain's Legacy By Blindly Supporting GOP Agenda After Grumbling For A Few Minutes https://trib.al/ctp1jYx pic.twitter.com/rS5cyb8pEB

    11:22 AM - 7 May 2018
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    51 replies 1,193 retweets 4,487 likes
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      2. Julian Sepúlveda‏ @JSepulvedaNY May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        I thought this was a parody news site?

        3 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
      3. Wait a minute, Chester‏ @pwnstix May 7
        Replying to @JSepulvedaNY @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        We currently exist in a timeline where reality parodies itself, over and over, ad infinitum; where, eventually, reality will collapse and form a satirical singularity, etc., etc., sorry I just watched Interstellar again and I couldn't help myself.

        0 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
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      1. Thomas Clinch‏ @thommytsunami May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        With 10% more passive aggression and 100% more "Bless your hearts."

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. A Humanitarian‏ @Stop_ISISscum May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @coopmike48 @LindseyGrahamSC

        Lindsey and McCain are both warmongers they are not following Republican interests but the interest of Pentagon and military industrial complex.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero May 7
        Replying to @Stop_ISISscum @TheOnion and

        .....Most Republicans are warmongers and are very supportive of the military but not the humans that make it up.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Robert Shaw‏ @bookonbob May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        And they hate him for the grumbling.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Derek Shaw‏ @DerekShawMPA May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        You can't be serious. @SenJohnMcCain is a maverick on many social issues.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Joy-Ayn Rand‏ @Pseudylus May 7
        Replying to @DerekShawMPA @TheOnion and

        Actually he's not

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Yarilez Gelen  🌊‏ @gelenyarilez May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @bellablue1060 @LindseyGrahamSC

        Hmmm @LindseyGrahamSC is following the Trump's fascism steps.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Patch‏ @Patch_ May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        On fire today.

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      2. Johnny BCCB‏ @johnhamburger83 May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        While this makes for an amusing headline, John McCain has done anything but blindly support the GOP agenda since Trump was elected. His vote against the GOP healthcare plan is just one example.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. August St. Germain‏ @callitmeepmorp May 7
        Replying to @johnhamburger83 @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        just one of the two or possibly three examples in his 800 year career. A True Maverick.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Johnny BCCB‏ @johnhamburger83 May 7
        Replying to @callitmeepmorp @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        That’s simply not true. Even if it *were* true, probably the only politician on either side of the aisle who’s disagreed with his own party more is Joe Manchin, and unlike McCain he’s normally permitted to do so at politically non-critical times.

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      1. open bob‏ @poonwhisperer1 May 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        can you believe what lindsey lohan is doing?

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      1. Angus McRockford‏ @AngusRockford May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        Fucking nailed it

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      1. Amy L Marckel‏ @iam__yam May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        @LindseyGrahamSC Grow a spine and stand up to @realDonaldTrump. Or this will be your legacy.

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      1. mdsbarry‏ @mdsbarry May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @MrShuggoth @LindseyGrahamSC

        Will Lindsay get spousal benefits?

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      1.  🌊 🇺🇲 Jonathan  🇺🇲 🌊‏ @ProudSkeptic May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @DragonmasterLou @LindseyGrahamSC

        Is it bad I could easily believe this to be real?

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      1. MushuWeasel‏ @mushuweasel May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        So we're just giving up on parody as a concept. Got it.

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      1. mrgreen17  💚 💨 👌 🌊‏ @bcardwell6817 May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @LindseyGrahamSC

        Truth

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