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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 7

    Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids https://trib.al/4qBTrCk pic.twitter.com/OVZ8jMqDbP

    10:51 AM - 7 May 2018
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    17 replies 717 retweets 3,218 likes
      1. Sam Claussen‏ @sjohnclaussen May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "It just always feels like I'm swimming against the stream, you know?"

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      2. Mr. YourDoomino‏ @MrOdomino May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least her parents won't bother her while she's there.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Wait a minute, Chester‏ @pwnstix May 7
        Replying to @MrOdomino @TheOnion

        Too soon

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      1. Jeff Lacey‏ @JeffLacey6 May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And her kids will be the death of her.

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      1. Taylor Yeagle‏ @TaylorKinsey May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheRyanGavin

        Ryan how could you just attack me out of nowhere like that

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      1. .🅁yan͎  🎚 🖱‏ @RyanTakesNaps May 7
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        pic.twitter.com/iVXexyfVWd

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      2. oregonbred‏ @lugia2233 May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And dying because you know salmon die after they reproduce

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. A Friend 4 Jasper‏ @Afriend4jasper May 7
        Replying to @lugia2233 @TheOnion

        Wow way to ruin the happy love story lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. oregonbred‏ @lugia2233 May 7
        Replying to @Afriend4jasper @TheOnion

        XD

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      1. alexcro‏ @alexcro_alex May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this still a parody account?????

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yup, life is full of surprises, even for salmon.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 7
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        A real sock in the eye

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      1. E_Basabe‏ @E_Basabe May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She didn't think about the fact it also means certain death. Solid proof that not thinking ahead about starting a family is hazardous to your health.

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      1. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Face it, fish, your life is essentially over.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 7
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        Herman, the sturgeon thinks she’s hot.https://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/27632183-herman-the-sturgeon?asc=u&p=framed-print …

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      1. Marlene Greenhalgh‏ @GrannyKnott May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A fishy tale spawned to deceive Egging us on to make us believe Oh Onion Oh Onion how you make us weep Layer by layer peeled and pared oh so very deep Deep Deep Deep Deep Deep

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      1. SKVM Shipping‏ @SKVMShipping May 7
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        only if Ms Black Widow had met Ms Cavalier Caviar

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