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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 7

    ‘Incredibles 2’ Forced To Take Out Grisly Cannibalism Scene In Order To Secure PG Rating https://trib.al/vOdOmWn pic.twitter.com/IzZtO4p0UJ

    9:49 AM - 7 May 2018
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      1. CHARフランスのタンク‏ @CharsDeFrance May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @NIR_iFunny

        Smh more political correctness in our kids’ movies

        0 replies 1 retweet 83 likes
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      1. disgusted dedede‏ @Disgusted_DDD May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Incredible

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      1. The underlying theme  🌲‏ @snowwfish May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I didn't see who tweeted this at first and had a minor heart attack...

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. lil spooky vert‏ @flytillidye May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        political correctness has gone too far

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      2. Kelly‏ @soonerkelly May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        super sized fries aren't super heroes. It was never cannibalism.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      4. Jakewake V2.0‏ @JakeWake52 May 7

        They were clearly making a joke: dont assume everything anyone says on an onion article that’s isn’t “ahaha good one onion!” as them falling for it- it make you look bad

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      6. Kelly‏ @soonerkelly May 7

        I was kidding. Then I went back to work and was too busy to care that you assumed I was serious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      8. Johnson Johannesburg‏ @SlippyOHoulihan May 8

        Lol this was the most hostile conversation over nothing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Shawn Wallace‏ @swn140 May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guess Disney didn't like the idea of Roasted Donald Duck as their family meal. maybe it'll surface as a deleted extra on the Bluray release.

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      2. TisRightForAChange‏ @TisRite4AChange May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aww, how could they take the time honored cannibalism scene out? It was the BEST scene from the first movie.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Jon_Davis‏ @JDAvatar May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think the Violet/Dash eating habits scene will be held until Incredibles 3: Fini War.

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      1. rob allendorf‏ @roballendorf May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is it me or does he look like Kevin James

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      1. Link Todd‏ @The_Linkining May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too bad, now how am I supposed to satisfy my violent cravings? Gah, I guess I will just have to play video (ps: don’t delete my Twitter, this is clearly a joke)

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      2. Charles‏ @ClutchCal05 May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Omg I can’t believe that trump let this horrible movie brave the eyes Of our children of America so sad, Pixar shpuld be stopped

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      3. Christina The Incredibles Fan  ❤️ 🧡 🖤 💛 💟‏ @1Kings19 May 9
        Replying to @ClutchCal05 @TheOnion

        What Xactly mean by th@?? ❤️🧡🖤💛💟 #TheIncredibles #Incredibles2 #MrIncredible #Elastigirl #JackJack #Frozone #EdnaMode

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