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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 7

    Democrats Lose Ground With Millennials https://trib.al/gFIpHHm  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/ex05lXYMrQ

    8:40 AM - 7 May 2018
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    • Such Were the Joys 🎃🏳️‍🌈spookylargefella🏳️‍🌈🎃 sidd 🛸 If Only I Knew Why Not That Cute a Wolf Xander Boo!gaerts kabir ptrbob ❌ Sadam's WMD's are in Russia
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      2. Jake Carmin‏ @jakecarmin May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @whatthehayek do you know what a "pamphlet libertarian" is

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Trace Mitchell‏ @whatthehayek May 7
        Replying to @jakecarmin @TheOnion

        Librarian*

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jake Carmin‏ @jakecarmin May 7
        Replying to @whatthehayek @TheOnion

        this does not bode well for the rest of finals

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Austin Kelly‏ @austinkelly70 May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hillary goes to Maine "Howdy, Fellow millenials care to offer up my #fam some lit Organic Kale Strain Bread"

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      1. cool-thulhu‏ @crazydoelazy May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wow this is a new level of trolling

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      2. OT‏ @Pluradox May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion isn't even satirecal anymore 😂

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      1. CodeMonkey‏ @CodeMonkeyB May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pamphlet librarian!!!

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      2. WhywouldI do that‏ @whywouldi_do May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They did with me, the party moved so far left and authoritarian. The science denial doesn't help either.

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      3. Mystopian‏ @Sorensenium May 7
        Replying to @whywouldi_do @TheOnion

        Democrats moved left/authoritarian?? (contradiction of terms, by the way; leftism is the anti-authoritarian faction. Rightwing = deferential to power) The right are deniers of climate science. But Democrats' whole selling point being - we're not republicans - falls flat.

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      4. WhywouldI do that‏ @whywouldi_do May 7
        Replying to @Sorensenium @TheOnion

        1/2 You're thinking of fascism which is right wing authoritarian. Authoritarianism can apply to any political party. Though I'm pretty sure you don't know their arguments against climate change, you are right that they aren't perfect.

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      5. Mystopian‏ @Sorensenium May 7
        Replying to @whywouldi_do @TheOnion

        What's the radical authoritarian reform you think "the left" is pushing for?

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      6. WhywouldI do that‏ @whywouldi_do May 7
        Replying to @Sorensenium @TheOnion

        Political correctness, attacks on the First Amendment and second amendment as we see in places like the UK and Canada, as well as massive pandering to racial groups creating a racial divide while supporting Marxism why low emitting personal responsibility. To name a few.

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      7. WhywouldI do that‏ @whywouldi_do May 7
        Replying to @whywouldi_do @Sorensenium @TheOnion

        While also omitting*

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      2. Bix‏ @BixJacks May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://politics.theonion.com/mueller-poses-as-fox-news-host-to-coax-rudy-giuliani-in-1825782607 …

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      3. Bix‏ @BixJacks May 7
        Replying to @BixJacks @TheOnion

        https://politics.theonion.com/trump-boys-set-up-don-and-eric-law-place-in-white-hou-1825828355 …

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      1. Joe "The Crypt of Maynard Keynes" Milutis‏ @FailureAWLife May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "appealing exclusively to middle-aged white people" I think you are confusing democrats with the Bernocrat fringe, check your demographics, bro.

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      2. the programming‏ @VandanotherV May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish the ground were free of democrats

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      3. 𝕬𝖓𝖆  🦇‏ @ThotlineMiamii May 7
        Replying to @VandanotherV @TheOnion

        """"""Centrist""""" lulul

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. the programming‏ @VandanotherV May 7
        Replying to @ThotlineMiamii @TheOnion

        i never called myself a centrist

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. 𝕬𝖓𝖆  🦇‏ @ThotlineMiamii May 7
        Replying to @VandanotherV

        You did when we met hahahaa

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. the programming‏ @VandanotherV May 7
        Replying to @ThotlineMiamii

        i never said centrist, i said neither but now i change my mind since the left has been so idiotic and just lies at this point. i happen to be a millennial and democrats lost ground with me, but its actually not true cuz onion

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      7. 𝕬𝖓𝖆  🦇‏ @ThotlineMiamii May 7
        Replying to @VandanotherV

        I mean you have a point but are we really gonna imply the right have never lied nor been actual retarts? The shit I see spewing out r righties gives me secondhand embarrassment at all times tbh

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. 𝕬𝖓𝖆  🦇‏ @ThotlineMiamii May 7
        Replying to @ThotlineMiamii @VandanotherV

        Let's not forget the people dressing up in diapers and dummies crawling around on the floor in a public space to own the libs

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. End of conversation

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