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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 6

    Leonardo DiCaprio Nervous About Telling New Girlfriend He A Virgin https://trib.al/VxOwaiB pic.twitter.com/Kv6sHX4fr6

    8:35 PM - 6 May 2018
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    37 replies 250 retweets 2,475 likes
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      2. ᖽᐸᘉᑘ᙭ ᖽᐸᓰᖶSᑘᘉᘿ‏ @KnuxKitsune May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unless you count that time with the bear.

        1 reply 2 retweets 33 likes
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      1. yanny‏ @anglwntr May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he a virgin

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      1. Yard Rage‏ @YardRage May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "He A Virgin" is funnier than "He Is A Virgin", people

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      1. SadieTheLady‏ @StinkySunny May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rose didn't put out after all. #titanic

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      1. Jeremiah Horrigan‏ @JeremiahHorriga May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You mean "he BE a virgin." Right?

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      1. Matt Aaron‏ @BronxLaugher May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's not a typo. Headlines are never written the same as regular sentences.

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      2. Shaun Savarese‏ @shaunsav May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “He is”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Eddy.jpeg‏ @EddyJpeg May 6
        Replying to @shaunsav @TheOnion

        Its sounds so much better with the typo

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Shaun Savarese‏ @shaunsav May 6
        Replying to @EddyJpeg @TheOnion

        It’s sort of funny, in a goofy way. But the person who spent an hour writing a legitimate long-form article on this comedically-ripe premise would probably have wanted this tweet proof read before it was sent.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Eddy.jpeg‏ @EddyJpeg May 6
        Replying to @shaunsav @TheOnion

        Maybe but also maybe the person that wrote the article wanted it written this way

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Shaun Savarese‏ @shaunsav May 6
        Replying to @EddyJpeg @TheOnion

        You have to read it; they wrote “he is” or “he’s” in every instance. This is simply a sloppy, rushed typographical error.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Eddy.jpeg‏ @EddyJpeg May 7
        Replying to @shaunsav @TheOnion

        this is a very common stylistic typo

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      2. Jimmy Clark‏ @CanoocheeCreek May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        More power to Leo for his convictions. It would be great if she is a virgin. But mainly it should be nobody's business...about anybody's sex life. #norespectforprivacy

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Wendy R. Holguin‏ @wrjones559 May 7
        Replying to @CanoocheeCreek @TheOnion

        You do know that The Onion is satire, right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jimmy Clark‏ @CanoocheeCreek May 7
        Replying to @wrjones559 @TheOnion

        I didn't. I kinda found it odd for Leo to be a virgin at that age. Thanks for the heads up😳

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Wilberg Breader -  🔱MEME GOD 🔱‏ @WilbergBreader May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In A Related Story, Recent Reports Say Mr. DiCaprio's Sperm is Furious About Being Kept Inside For So Long (graphic reenactment)pic.twitter.com/ZuJ69ZcBum

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      2. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A virgin with that girl, anyway.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Wait a minute, Chester‏ @pwnstix May 6
        Replying to @joshisarealboy @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/WTXATsD51z

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      1. BK‏ @DallasMale1970 May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "he a virgin" is correct. Newspaper headlines abide by different rules than do regular sentences.

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