Bagger goes home and sadly masturbates to the woman who made eye contact with him.
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Unhappiness in your job is the perfect lesson for bettering yourself...but unfortunately being unhappy is all some people want to be...
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Yeah. People want to be unhappy. What a healthy conclusion.
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There are more than some that do though...sad eh? ....no pun intended.
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Well, it would be sad if it were true.
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So it's sad then...well maybe not in the city of trees, but here in the city of concrete, blacktop and unafordabillity it's rampant.. Sadly
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And the next time she shopped there he had been replaced by a self service check-out that was no less content with its lot.
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Jack Nicholson will come in and tell him he's his father
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I mean, maybe the bagger realizes when you die your bank account balance doesn't go up on a big board as a way of saying how worthwhile you are as a human and doesn't care to be swindling people in a board room but yeah let's keep reinforcing you can't be happy and not rich...
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At this point the Bagger is happier with life than Rudy Giuliani.
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Women have amazing imaginations. I tried and only could get to "Bagger is happy shift is ending"
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Maybe he's sexist and is just happy he's not a woman
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every time
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All these mass shootings, terrorist attacks and plots by racist white folks and none of y'all are on terror watchlists yet so your bullshit can miss me.
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