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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 6

    Grandma Looking Like Absolute Shit Lately https://trib.al/LvUUFVT pic.twitter.com/McdLNPq5Th

    7:45 AM - 6 May 2018
    • 299 Retweets
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    • miranda Sean Kieran Carol Gillard Nad (lots of friends) weltschmerz sweetpussysex 🇸🇾🇵🇸🇮🇪 precious Jack👻
    28 replies 299 retweets 2,403 likes
      1. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        get it together grandma, goddamn

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      2. Duchampia‏ @Duchampia May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s a terrible thing to say. Shame on you! (Whoever said it.) She looks lovely.

        4 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Gamegeeks Jay‏ @AyItsJayy May 6
        Replying to @Duchampia @TheOnion

        Do you like eating onions, by any chance?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Duchampia‏ @Duchampia May 6
        Replying to @AyItsJayy @TheOnion

        I ❤️ onions.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tom Etten‏ @vernonmarsh May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's just resting bitch face, don't put too much significance on it. I'm sure she's fine.

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      1. puppygiraffe58‏ @puppygiraffe58 May 6
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        she wont fucking die

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      1. FinsUpFrank‏ @Frank_Mazza May 6
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        I'm pretty sure all the people who don't like this would have thought differently if it was grandpa.

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      1. Susan metal. ( stage name )‏ @Susanmetal1 May 6
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        Me2 haven't slept yet.

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      1. Leon Thotsky‏ @KemalAtaturkMkV May 6
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        The beauties of CGI.pic.twitter.com/yGuvp4jC9n

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep May 7
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        Ya bring me my weed, boy?

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      1. Chris Rothe‏ @_ChrisRothe May 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She's looked like shit since the year dot.

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 May 6
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        Respect your elderspic.twitter.com/kbgOgJ5jx1

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      1. ☭☭JKSmonstershroomsMedicare4All&SharkOFish☭☭‏ @J_K_Smothers May 6
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        Grandma looks awesome, it's that's Grandpa I wanna see--I bet he's a shitty golfer.

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      1. add your name‏ @Suburban_LONER May 6
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        A B S O L U T E U N I T

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      1. Serhat Bakis‏ @IBM_TrueNorth May 6
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        udtnoys4yoiyhcsiifu9gcmmcru

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 6
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        This is why Grandpa died first

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      1. Muriel McNair‏ @LovelyMcnair May 6
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        Grandma is still here living, where will you be at this age?

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      1. Aliens On Dope‏ @aliensondope May 6
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        Lol

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