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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 5

    87% Of Man’s Memories Shame-Based https://trib.al/9GOKISC pic.twitter.com/1MkzTF3Lmv

    9:09 PM - 5 May 2018
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    34 replies 525 retweets 2,950 likes
      1. Dominic Coats‏ @dgcoats46 May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I didn't know there were other kinds of memories.

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      2. Ash‏ @AshBSmithR32 May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news, 100% is shame based

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. 33% battery‏ @40_40vision May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The other 13% are repressed memories from his childhood.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Savages Again‏ @SavagesAgain May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is apparently writing real articles now. I guess that’s pretty cool, but it would have been nice if they’d have picked a slightly more flattering picture of me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Savages Again‏ @SavagesAgain May 5
        Replying to @SavagesAgain @TheOnion

        As I scroll through the comments, I realize how unoriginal my reply was. Alas, what is one more shameful memory amongst foundations.

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      1. Jorge Rivera Marín‏ @rbc12steps May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow he and I share something in common!

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      1. Edgar‏ @mcdaddyissues91 May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @markabaigar

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      1.  🎃the golden state killer 🎃‏ @dangejoe May 6
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        @ThatsAShameCast

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      1. Official G4tv‏ @OfficialG4tv May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        please don’t I’m trying to sleep

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      1. C J‏ @hoborocks May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It me

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      1. androgynous misogynist‏ @gwandwizard May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Same

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      1. Limbo‏ @Idea_Limbo May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @Vernaculis

        Can confirm

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      1. Partoftheproblem‏ @Problemspartof May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds about right...pic.twitter.com/94EV0Ec6EG

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      1.  🎃 spooki madi  🎃‏ @honeybeemaddy May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @Vernaculis

        same, but in the hot way.

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      1. hack ⭐️bot‏ @HeckBot2000 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @AthertonKD

        That not even a lie

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      1. ʣ‏ @dziban303 May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Same tbh

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      1. Dane Listug-Lunde‏ @DListugLunde May 8
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        Phil?

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