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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 5

    Netanyahu Provides Stunning New Evidence That Iranians Planned Sacking Of Babylon In 539 B.C. https://trib.al/3sbrzyn pic.twitter.com/VF3YOkSz0J

    3:45 PM - 5 May 2018
    • 377 Retweets
    • 1,269 Likes
    • Writing PLOW David Wengrow Benigma  🔺S = - 🔺H/T The Indeterminator🌹 Seymour Martin Trickset 👻 Reed Ocheltree Brian Bert The Goat Siri
    24 replies 377 retweets 1,269 likes
      1.  🧐‏ @SirSocialism May 5
        Replying to @V72P6x @TheOnion

        Aw you were doing so well until the anti semitism in the last line...

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      1. Joseph Zaccaria‏ @JosephZaccaria2 May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m sure it was captured on video as proof that the Iranians are guilty. Netanyahu can share this with trump, proving they are not trustworthy.

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      2. Jeff  🐻‏ @jekky1979 May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Way to attack the Jewish state.. next maybe you'll attack obama funding a terrorist state to keep the mullahs in charge of iran?😁

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      3. Improv‏ @dachte May 5
        Replying to @jekky1979 @TheOnion

        Netanyahu is not Israel.

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      4. What Zit Booya‏ @WhatZitTooya93 May 6
        Replying to @dachte @jekky1979 @TheOnion

        And Israel is not Judaism

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      5. Jeff  🐻‏ @jekky1979 May 6
        Replying to @WhatZitTooya93 @dachte @TheOnion

        It's literally called the Jewish state.. if you are Jewish you can automatically become a citizen of Israel if u want

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      6. Improv‏ @dachte May 6
        Replying to @jekky1979 @WhatZitTooya93 @TheOnion

        One of its less appealing characteristics. Ethnic and religious homelands belong in the past.

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      1. Chryssa Kou‏ @ChryssaKou1 May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        according to my sources they are planning to conquer Greece (again) in order to punish Athens for their defeat at the Marathon battle

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      1. Decima‏ @JawDecima May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/H4wmSWBuMN

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      1. OrangeSOMM‏ @OrangeS0MM May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Called it

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      1. Bitch Imma baby‏ @luchagato May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I KNEW IT!

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      2. 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙀𝙂‏ @ShoegMusic May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sohailjan

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      1. Sassypants‏ @Sassycitygal May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @Rparisee

        And swoft boat Kerry is helping them

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      1. Michaël BONNET‏ @michaelprovence May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This time he was ridiculous just sucking @realDonaldTrump ass

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 6
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        Better bomb them now

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      1. Jimmie Vance‏ @JimmieV57177652 May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So!!!

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      1. Julian Braun‏ @JulianBraun17 May 6
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        I knew it!

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