The Onion is the only reputable news source left in America, so I’m going to assume this is true.
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Stop enabling a horrible disease. How cruel are you?
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Shame got me fit. It gets people fit all the time. Sometimes you need more than hugs and kisses.
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At least the bag is glad
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The true heros.
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Why does this feel like Finn’s
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"Make America Great Again?" I say no need, Mr. President! My God, I get choked up when I see the kind of 'can do' spirit this country was built on! 6000 garbage bags died last year, waiting for someone to throw them back into the sea! America, we're back!
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Some barracudas, looking for a matching Coke 6pk plastic engagement ring were thrilled to hear this
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At least carry it right side up! My goodness.
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Please let this bag make it!!
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If they thought it'd stop the beach from eroding, they probably would.
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You truly are angels upon this earth
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I think this is
@POTUS initiative. -
Pruitt.
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