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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 5

    Sprint, T-Mobile CEOs Merge Into Grotesque Executive Hybrid https://trib.al/uNQAZeh pic.twitter.com/PjkL62nOYV

    9:00 AM - 5 May 2018
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      1. Jason‏ @JasonsDeli2 May 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Has corporate America gone too far?

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      1. Andrew The Jew‏ @AndrewThe_Jew May 6
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        Fake news

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      1. Lugia  🔜 @BlizzCon‏ @Lugia_Blizz May 5
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        Ah they are making a new The Thing movie?

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      1. Matt Scheidenhelm‏ @MScheidenhelm May 5
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        @JohnLegere

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      1. Scoriop‏ @BourbonCurio May 5
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        The federal government is forcing the merger because Sprint’s bankruptcy will collapse the financial markets. Their debt load is monumental! #SprintTmobileMerger

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      1. Haram Spookiyo‏ @HaramIyoMusic May 5
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        @JohnLegere is this true?

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      1. Jacob Lysinger‏ @jacoblysinger May 5
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        @JohnLegere keep up the good work!

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      1. Wen Martenson‏ @Vgn4Life May 5
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        For some reason that resembles customer's future billspic.twitter.com/3BzXKWiW3s

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      1. FightClubHampster‏ @sabastiant90 May 5
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        😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Lavida Rei‏ @LavidaRei May 5
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        FCC will not let this happen as it is too #Grotesque

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      2. Brian Smith‏ @BVTech May 5
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        Getting even more done.

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      3. Jacob Lysinger‏ @jacoblysinger May 5
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        6g here we come!

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      1. Kai Sörensen‏ @Tallon_1 May 5
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