I hope The Onion never goes away. It's my source for guaranteed laughter.
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Haha it's funny cuz in America most pregnant women are single!!
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Yes haha: to paraphrase Lenin, the nuclear family is over if you want it
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To quote Lenin: “What is to be done?” because he was really craving sushi but it wasn’t mainstream yet so he had to go to Japan
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Which album is that from
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fuck me. I need to go to my mom so I can hold her hand
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holding a weird fish makes me want to spawn said the woman...who wants cheese?
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Yeah, that’s messed up.
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WTF! HAHAHA!
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glad it isn't only me who think the same...
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Alt headline: Man Displays Patrician Tastes In Sexual Fetish’s.
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