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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 4

    USPS Unveils New Line Of Commemorative Prince-Inspired Postal Workers https://trib.al/eAPjTbp pic.twitter.com/u26Npnybcq

    1:02 PM - 4 May 2018
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      1. Dapper Cardinal‏ @GobertOrGoHome May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Neither Purple Rain, nor sleet, nor snow

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      1. Mono Monahan‏ @mono_monahan May 4
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        Nothing Compares 2 USPS

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      1. mat.thew‏ @ColossalTree May 4
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        I expect them to purify my catalogs in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

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      1. Matt Jones‏ @YosemiteSamurai May 4
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        They'll deliver in purple rain, sleet, or snow!

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      1. William Wright‏ @GedditWrightYo May 4
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        Fitting, since the last time I mailed a letter was in 1999.

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      1. Deathro Skull‏ @james_c_werner May 4
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        now they have to fund pensions in advance AND maintain a fleet of little red corvettes

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      1. RⒶvingRⒶtionality‏ @CompletelySolo May 4
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        Do they also bring you the Watchtower & Awake! magazines with your mail? That'd be real Prince realism.

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      1. Da Mayor Shrug Thomas‏ @thesselonious May 4
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        I haven't checked out The Onion in a while... THIS made me smile... lol

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      1. Rick Payerchin‏Verified account @MJ_JournalRick May 4
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        Is @pappi4000 aware of this? If so, watch out @LorainPort_LPA

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      2. A Ghast called Liberative‏ @ShawnMCron May 4
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      1. Mike‏ @0riginalMike May 4
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      1. Back In St. Olaf...‏ @brevolve May 4
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        This would be FABULOUS. I would go back to handwritten letters for this! Next: Bowie!

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna May 5
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        Make Amazon pay!

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      1. wndrlnd‏ @wndrlnd May 4
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        Those mailmen won't be jerking you round, they won't put your million dollar check in somebody else's box! https://twitter.com/ORGNL/status/992604290932850688 …

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      1. Kevin H.‏ @NufcedKevin May 4
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        How does the naked old man fit in? Sheila E. wore more than that.

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      1. Miracle Dirt‏ @BrilloDungaree May 4
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        They make all their deliveries on purple motorcycles with that man/woman symbol on the front.

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      1. Miracle Dirt‏ @BrilloDungaree May 4
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        Is it implied that the shirtless, bald postman is wearing the black, bikini underwear and stockings of Prince’s Dirty Mind era?

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      1. Siobhan‏ @s_cleary3711 May 4
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