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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 4

    Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term https://trib.al/BR2d0uq pic.twitter.com/NqsahYA8bI

    12:33 PM - 4 May 2018
    • 1,355 Retweets
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    • Roud Mystiska Räven. se Sister BleedingHeart Sam #VoteRedToSaveAmerica #WalkAway These Times Terry Mason ed moore U.S. Term Limits Maya Scoot
    60 replies 1,355 retweets 5,281 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Ramp Capital ♿️‏ @RampCapitalLLC May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @NickatFP

        Seems like a nice guy. I’d vote for him

        6 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
      3. John a McCullough‏ @JohnaMcCulloug6 May 4
        Replying to @RampCapitalLLC @TheOnion @NickatFP

        He would do less harm than most of them

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Emmanuel Lopez‏ @FakeEmmanuel May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Put some respek on Orrin Hatch's name

        0 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
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      2. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is very humerus. At least those affected by natural disasters can be sure that he'll fund FEMUR.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Andrew Brinton‏ @abrinton May 4
        Replying to @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        You just want to stirrup trouble around here with your coccyx puns.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM May 4
        Replying to @abrinton @TheOnion

        Tibia honest, I like getting reactions from my puns.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Andrew Brinton‏ @abrinton May 4
        Replying to @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        Groans are reactions... you’re just scrapulaing the bottom of he barrel. Someone needs to have a sternum talk with you.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      6. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM May 4
        Replying to @abrinton @TheOnion

        I don't have to listen to this. I'm going to go listen to some clavicle music.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. End of conversation
      1. J Myrechuck‏ @J_Myrechuck May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It thought this account was supposed to do satire, not report actual news.

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. Happy Warrior‏ @Consta2tion May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Leave Chuck Grassley out of this

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Erin Tobitt‏ @eTobitt13 May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Time to retire,@SenFeinstein ...

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Jodi hansen‏ @jodi27hansen May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that you Orin Hatch??

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Graham Cracker‏ @HeddaGd May 4
        Replying to @jodi27hansen @TheOnion

        I heard if you stand in front of a mirror and say "Orrin Hatch" 3times he'll appear behind you and steal your soul 💀.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      4. Jodi hansen‏ @jodi27hansen May 4
        Replying to @HeddaGd @TheOnion

        ❤❤❤

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Vincent Van Gore‏ @VinnyVanYiffy May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @yaboiregacen

        pic.twitter.com/P2yOTn4LMB

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      1. Michele‏ @Auntmickawicka May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Senator Skel E. Ton (R) from the Great State of Decay

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      1. murphy78 🏴‍☠️‏ @enjoy_murph May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought McCain was bowing out.

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      2. TazeMae‏ @TazeMae17 May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hatch or McConnell?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Chloe the Cat‏ @ThatChloeCat May 4
        Replying to @TazeMae17 @TheOnion

        Yes.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Daniel Sistrunk‏ @drsistrunk May 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @Gdad1

        Is that McConnell?

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