Stop that. You’re supposed to be a satirical website.
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Tweet Tweet! This....could actually work. Leave it to The Onion to provide factual journalism of the highest standards!
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Some of their writers are geniuses. Some others appear to be Trumptards…https://politics.theonion.com/increasingly-obsessed-robert-mueller-forces-wife-to-dye-1825717463 …
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Tweet Tweet! To be fair, You can't expect The Onion to be completely for one side or another. Not everybody likes the smell of onion.
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All publicly recorded statements are admissible as evidence.
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Perhaps the best Onion headline ever
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Awesome
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God bless the Onion
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They have their ups and downs
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Still it’s funny we need a laugh.
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Whether you're left, right or centre, this is pure comedy gold!
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That sly dog...
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Is scary how close to real that seems, had to check twice that this was actually an onion article .-.
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Oh come on!!! You have had him wear a Hannity mask...
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Just crazy enough to work
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I knew a payment was made...but I thought it was for balloon animals and Churros...look...what the helllll? Cut that man down....Now....
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