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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 4

    Boardroom Begins To Quake As Black-Eyed CEO Announces Vision For Future Of Company https://trib.al/OOgfYsU pic.twitter.com/ijKMzkyXQT

    9:37 AM - 4 May 2018
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      1. Caleb Anderson‏ @pebble107 May 4
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        Hail to the corporate oligarchy! Commence the new feudal system!

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      1. Memes Work‏ @MemesWork May 4
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        Elon @elonmusk should do this at his next conference call! :)

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      1. Chase  🎧‏ @Chase_IU May 4
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        @GinaEisenhut

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      2.  💀DeadWindows 💀‏ @EdWindows7 May 4
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        pic.twitter.com/4MpJFHFqEh

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      1. 𝔹𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕠𝕟 𝔹𝕠𝕚‏ @Flipengoo May 4
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        looks like @JonyIveParody

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      1. dooppy Ⓥ‏ @Dooppy May 4
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        Did they kind of make him look like Bezos on purpose?

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      1. Shy‏ @shycart15 May 4
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        I’ve watch @cw_spn so many times! Draw a demon trap and exercise the thing! Save the poor mans soul!

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      1. Improper Behavior‏ @improper_man May 4
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        OMG! This man has the devil inside of him. The local priest needs to get down there and do an exorcism right now. Nobody should have to work in an office with Satan, but I u know ppl will because the economy is tough and they need their checks.

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      1. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota May 4
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        Sounds like a normal Monday meeting in the marketing biz

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      1. Birdy PB‏ @BirdyPB May 4
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        Great photo!

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 4
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        Cut Cut Cut

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      1. Scott‏ @Shiteke May 4
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        It's my character on GTA

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