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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 3

    Mysterious Man In Parking Lot Threatens To Harm Rudy Giuliani If He Ever Blabs About Trump’s Legal Payments Again https://trib.al/BmaLli6 pic.twitter.com/ohVjdsfUdr

    1:37 PM - 3 May 2018
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    38 replies 468 retweets 1,934 likes
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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow I just know it was a democant ,, better be-careful or Hillary herself might murder him !!

        2 replies 3 retweets 27 likes
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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hannity: Oh, Trump killed a prostitute and dumped her body in the East River? Giuliani: That's right but you know this is way outside the realm of collusion with Russia. It's just more proof how over-reaching Mueller's investigation is. Hannity: Oh. I didn't know that.

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      2. FavCurmudgeon‏ @riga_joe May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Emmet Flood says an artist has been retained to make a sketch of the assailant, and that the sketch would be released to the public promptly.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Luke‏ @Lookkuss May 3
        Replying to @riga_joe @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/9ug4imDzzs

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Dead DiscoPriest‏ @DiscoPriest May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @ExumAM

        @darth Please Photoshop in the proper assailant, Tom Brady.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Joe Mac‏ @AlphaOmegaJMAC May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rudy points at the man an emits an eerie scream, prompting others nearby to surround and beat his assailant to death.

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      1. Robert Shaw‏ @bookonbob May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rudy was wearing a body cam...pic.twitter.com/WcTWuz3Gkw

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      1. Ron Swaggard‏ @RASwaggard May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does he look like this?pic.twitter.com/BJLsB4PYmW

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      1. Roy Polloi #GTTO  🏳️‍🌈‏ @YourBoyRoyP May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thug: "Nice dentures you got there, shame if something happened to them"

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      1. Vladimir‏ @vjp2 May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He started out prosecuting the mob and ended up working for them.

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      2. Bronco‏ @Verylongrange May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well done. Well done, indeed.pic.twitter.com/uRQb7X3eAz

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. JO(scary)KE‏ @JO_clever_KE May 3
        Replying to @Verylongrange @TheOnion

        You know chuck norris looks a bit familiar,pic.twitter.com/TqEWJhjx2T

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. RAM‏ @foolsmuse May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ironically Rudy hired him. :p

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      1. Kathryn Casey‏ @KathrynCasey May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is there a sketch yet? Remind you of anyone?

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      1. Hugh Moore‏ @kingofthejngle May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *Tom Brady

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      1. Olek‏ @olekisthebest May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oof

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      2. Lou Nehls‏ @LouNehls May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ridiculous

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. 14kGoldie‏ @14kGoldie May 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is finally going to win that Pulitzer this year.

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