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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 2

    Symphony Orchestra Simply Cannot Wait For Collaboration With John Mellencamp
 https://trib.al/ZYBYNqy pic.twitter.com/CoDY8Hp7z9

    6:32 PM - 2 May 2018
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    • LoveToLaugh P.R. Ryan Elevated Luxury Life DalePhillips Pierre-Simon Laplace RevanusYT Ernest Smith Mary-Ellen Rayner MaryannKay
    22 replies 97 retweets 650 likes
      1. LORI COURTNEY MARIE  📚 🐻 🍀 ❄️ 🏆 🎉 🌎 🌹 🔥 ⭐️‏ @lcoco37 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Seth #1 John #2

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      2. GalaxyRox 🚀‏ @friendz2day May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Seth needs to tour again for his music. Please pretty please!!!!!! 🙏🏻🎶

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      3. Norahsee H.Vanderwolf‏ @norahamore May 2
        Replying to @friendz2day @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        I agreed

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      2. trump loves bombs‏ @therealAntipho May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I-IV-V in C, boys."

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      3. Wafflebored‏ @wafflebored May 2
        Replying to @therealAntipho

        This comment so good.

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      4. trump loves bombs‏ @therealAntipho May 3
        Replying to @wafflebored

        pic.twitter.com/FzTxfN53Iu

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      1. Blair Helsing‏ @oneBlair May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They need a lover who won't drive them crazy

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      1. Truth Stinks  🐶 🐱 🐾  👊🏼 🍀 ❄️ 🐼  📢‏ @ClaireVoyant56 May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love it

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      1. Ann Marie Buscema‏ @buscema50 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        A full orchestra takes music to a new level that's for sure

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      1. Valerie Kay Bliss‏ @ValerieKayBliss May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        With what appears to be Vladimir Putin as the conductor

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      1. Darrell Robinson‏ @robinson32789 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually I would add that to my playlist

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 May 4
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        Then they will finally play the music of a genius!! Finally!

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      1. Anne Matthews‏ @annematthews150 May 3
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        That would be a hilarious post if anyone under 35 knew who John Mellencamp is!

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      1. Krystahl Pendragon‏ @LadySorrow50 May 3
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        The true sign of the apocalypse.

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      1.  💞Siobhan Moreau 💞‏ @1SMacFarlanefan May 2
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        Hope you get to go @SethMacFarlane 😊

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      1. Jeffrey Ross‏ @Jeffrey50418307 May 2
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        The '70's saw superb symphony work with DEEP PURPLE. MELLENCAMP 2018 brings his raw accessibility to classical arrangements by way of smoking his larynx into tune putting gravel on the floor under the clouds in his hair way up where he honkey-tonks.

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      1. Diana Marsh‏ @rebelthriver75 May 2
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        Lol ohhhh...

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      1. ViriDiana Perez‏ @Viridia46483835 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Nice 😃 can’t wait 😊 hopefully I get to hear you sing again and again and again ☺️😘💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

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