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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 2

    Tornado Creeped Out By Man Who Keeps Following It In Truck And Filming It https://trib.al/59mzMFm pic.twitter.com/OjaykTmn5J

    4:20 PM - 2 May 2018
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    59 replies 2,062 retweets 8,338 likes
      1. Storm and Sky‏ @thestormandsky May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        America's finest news source, you blew it. Had you scoured my shots just a couple snaps later, you'd have had the guy AND truck for your cleverness. Would have been perfect. So let down.pic.twitter.com/Gbbh7SzAU2

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      1. Jason‏ @JasonsDeli2 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They’re more afraid of us then we are of them

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      1. Kathy  🦄 💜 ♊️‏ @VioletHaze5 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Snowflake tornado needs a safe space.

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      1. The Meme Guy‏ @joejaggi May 2
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        #MooToopic.twitter.com/mqbOoI6tlW

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      2. Thomas Krausz‏ @tkrausz24 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @colin1397

        God damnit colin I clicked on this

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. colin‏ @colin1397 May 2
        Replying to @tkrausz24 @TheOnion

        Good. I've forced you to contribute an infinitesimal fraction of a cent in ad revenue for the page view you just gave The Onion

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Eric Treece‏ @COLOStormChaser May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @Slchunters

        Pretty sure that’s a Mike Hollingshead photo........

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. The Sirens Project‏ @sirensproject May 2
        Replying to @COLOStormChaser @TheOnion @Slchunters

        Definitely is!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Andrew Wilburn‏ @andclayburn May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        True. My buddy used to own one and it sucked

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      2. nancy drew‏ @maria_oachs May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @OliviaStoffel77

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. olive baby‏ @OliviaStoffel77 May 2
        Replying to @maria_oachs @TheOnion

        same honestly

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      2. Jesse Hughey‏ @Jesse_Hughey May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BrantHargrove

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      3. Brantley Hargrove‏ @BrantHargrove May 3
        Replying to @Jesse_Hughey @TheOnion

        "If you don't want to be pursued and filmed, maybe don't wrap yourself in majestically swirling curtains of dust."

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Mike Scantlin‏ @StormChaseTV May 3
        Replying to @BrantHargrove @Jesse_Hughey @TheOnion

        #winner

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Matt Guttman‏ @mattguttmanorg May 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @wxJeffDuda

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      3. Jeff Duda‏ @wxJeffDuda May 4
        Replying to @mattguttmanorg @TheOnion

        I can tell you that picture was shot by Mike Hollingshead and is from the Bradshaw, NE tornado of 20 June 2011. Here's my shot from the other side of it: http://www.meteor.iastate.edu/~jdduda/chasing/2011/062011_044_web.JPG …

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jeff Duda‏ @wxJeffDuda May 4
        Replying to @wxJeffDuda @TheOnion

        In fact, he and I are on the same road in these pictures. For all I know, the headlights down the road might actually be my car...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. lisa marie‏ @ghovlschool May 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @Cameron_Troy

        @pettyqueen417

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. swarley  🌻‏ @pettyqueen417 May 3
        Replying to @ghovlschool @TheOnion @Cameron_Troy

        It’s me

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jacob Lysinger‏ @jacoblysinger May 4
        Replying to @pettyqueen417 @ghovlschool and

        DIO!!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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