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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 2

    Boy Scout Officials: 'We Believe All Children, Regardless Of Gender, Deserve The Opportunity To One Day Die Alone In The Woods' https://trib.al/SEV9wdQ pic.twitter.com/LNTQBlbMnL

    3:14 PM - 2 May 2018
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      1. Jason Harris‏ @parkingwarrior May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What? This is outrageous! Only BOYS should be allowed to die in the woods alone!!

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      1. ReginaldP.Spivey‏ @RegPSpivey May 2
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        "Even worse," added scout leader Brick Tamlin " the young women will attract bears!"

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      1. Gravensoul‏ @Soulgraven May 2
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        "And this is the badge for cannibalizing my fellow scouts to ensure lone survival..."

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      1. Darrell Robinson‏ @robinson32789 May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My 14 year old scout made a six day hike to the top of Mt Phillips, something deemed way to dangerous for 21 year old Penn State students.

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 May 2
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        I’m never alone as long as I have my right hand.

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      1. If Only I Knew Why‏ @C0mpZach May 2
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      2. TraBOOOOOOOOOO‏ @TBUlrich May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @THEKaceyDea as per our convo before 🤣😂🤣😂How does @TheOnion always know the exact joke I need?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Kacey Dea‏ @THEKaceyDea May 2
        Replying to @TBUlrich @TheOnion

        @theonion ALWAYS knows what we need!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. t‏ @DarnKatz May 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brah. Girls have no business being in the BOY Scouts. My dad is planning to #sue them #silly. He’s defended me once in college, he can defend the #BSA of #USA

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      3. Ⓔⓛⓞⓝ  Ⓜⓤⓢⓚ‏ @littleredtape May 2
        Replying to @DarnKatz @TheOnion

        Girls have been in the boy scouts for a long time, and if the boy scouts want to keep their program going they need to make up for their declining membership. They’re already changing the name, since it triggers you so much.

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      4. t‏ @DarnKatz May 2
        Replying to @littleredtape @TheOnion

        They weren’t BOY scouts they were in VENTURE scouts. #EagleScout

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      6. Ⓔⓛⓞⓝ  Ⓜⓤⓢⓚ‏ @littleredtape May 2
        Replying to @DarnKatz @TheOnion

        It’s a program under the boy scouts as well...? If the name is the only problem then you shouldn’t have a problem because they’re changing it. Need to get their membership up to stat afloat. Stop complaining about the free market my dude

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      7. t‏ @DarnKatz May 2
        Replying to @littleredtape @TheOnion

        My dude. Stop complaining about the Free Market you #Socialist. Go back to the teat of the government. And do what I did, get a job.

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      8. Ⓔⓛⓞⓝ  Ⓜⓤⓢⓚ‏ @littleredtape May 2
        Replying to @DarnKatz @TheOnion

        The only thing funnier than you unironically complaining about an organization while pretending to be pro-Capitalism is you liking your own comments.

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      9. t‏ @DarnKatz May 2
        Replying to @littleredtape @TheOnion

        Dude. Don’t be mad that you don’t have a heart next to your comment. #snowflake #consolationprizes

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      1. Intense Internal Screaming‏ @StefanPalicki May 2
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      1. Damir Grahovac‏ @deltap00t May 2
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        @610245 @ArtOfHobson

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      1. JessicaEsther‏ @sonnyhunnychile May 2
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        Now that’s what I’ve always been looking for.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 May 2
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        There are worse places to die.

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